Who does he think can afford to eat?

Lucky for them, they were up against @schumer.senate.gov, the Master Abater

Resign now

And the idea that republicans who just watched last Tuesday and are facing midterms were going to fully torpedo their potential reelections by never buckling to angry constituents is itself a wild prediction. These are not rock-ribbed iron-spined men and women of principle!

Great job, @schumer.senate.gov

So we're fucked but now at least we know who the biggest assholes are?

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Well they had to do SOMETHING with all the money that used to fund cancer research

Fuck both those guys

I choose to believe it is, if only bc I need to

here's a steak I gave the kids and grandkids dog food

Welp I hope they loaded up on supplemental plans that cover pitchfork wounds

For perspective on the scale of this betrayal, here's a non-exhaustive list of what the "don't trust anyone over 30" did to the rest of us once they turned 31:

- greed is good
- taxes are theft
- corporations are people
- affirmative action is racist
- healthcare is a luxury

#PullThePlug

What in the everloving fuck

Right after voters explicitly swamp the ballot to tell you they're behind that call

TFW your parents use you as a human shield

Yeah but voters aren't as enthusiastic about eating shit as Schumer is so betrayal like this is absolute electoral suicide