marquez.bsky.social
Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez
@marquez.bsky.social
93 followers 110 following 140 posts
Yes, I go by my last name amongst my friends. Yes, it confuses my family. Office cog currently making his way through One Piece because he lost the will to resist. Gay. he/him
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 5d
What would you say to convince someone who doesn't like Leonardo DiCaprio to go see "One Battle After Another"? Because that's me. I'm that guy...
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 8d
They should put Professor Menacing Brain in Smash Bros
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 9d
Da magic players afterlife
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 9d
...the extra turn
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 9d
If the brain juices are oozing that's a feature not a bug
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 9d
What if you could make your brain grow two sizes grinch style? This show did it for me and you can too!
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 9d
My show @geniusnight.bsky.social is tonight!! Wow!! I’m all aflutter. This is gonna be great
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · 26d
I think Stilt-Man can fix the MCU
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sumesi︎︎ @iwasi29.bsky.social · Aug 27
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ミニクーピー @clipcrap.bsky.social · Nov 14
「✂︎-------✂︎」
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 28
But you gotta do it twice
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 28
Boba my tea until I cream cheeseimsosorry I'm so unfunny
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 25
Finally, another one
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 24
My beautiful boyfriend after eating edamame: "I love a food that's a little puzzle."
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 21
Posting this is going to reach the exact same number of people that the original post did.
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Genius Night: A Night for Geniuses @geniusnight.bsky.social · Aug 21
From the ashes of the Skewer rises GENIUS NIGHT: A NIGHT FOR GENIUSES, a live comedy show co-produced by Tom of @animesickos.bsky.social!

If you loved the Skewer you'll love this.

Be there for our first show Monday Sept 29th, 7pm at Cafe Mustache in Chicago! Check out that lineup!! Jesus christ!
The poster for the first ever "Genius Night." A Comedy show on Mon Sept 29th at 7pm at Cafe Mustache, hosted by Tom Harrison and featuring Devon Price, Josh Watkins, Mike Migdall, Tom McHenry, Sara McHenry, erica dreisbach, and Kevin Johnson
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 14
Have you ever thought about redecorating your space with a bunch of swords stabbed into the ground, representing the warriors who perished before your great might?
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Luke @bomberman.bsky.social · Aug 14
All my homies hate the Air and Water show
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 13
Madeline, I think you just have to accept that you are a blast. It's unfortunate but true
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 8
This is probably thee Simpsons moment I think about the most
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Eclipticafusion🦥is a NPC. @eclipticafusion.bsky.social · Aug 8
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Aug 7
Every clip of Brennan Lee Mulligan talking about DnD is like "This part of the system is inherently broken and I need to break it more to make it work in this genre I want to tell" and every one of those clips I think of 3 different RPGs that do exactly what he wants to do
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Jul 28
Well their taxes are going up!!! What else are they going to do with the 24,000 income they're receiving on each apartment they rent?
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Jul 28
Of course, because they're landlords, they'll nickel and dime every expense until the end of time
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Jul 28
That's tasty. The spices off this post
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Matthew James "Marquez" Marquez @marquez.bsky.social · Jul 18
Don't forget to factor in being early so you're not late
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Andy Screamo @colonelnemo.bsky.social · Jul 17
I love to be a Castlevania enemy, skulking and pacing around a 2 dimensional haunted castle platforming level and vainly hoping to be the one to catch a Belmont off guard and swipe off his last drop of life energy
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