Anyway who wants to inflate me?? haha

I have had to do similar in the past, and that's for IRL pics of me. So I get it, Bsky's AI moderation is ass

Ugh stupid Bsky mods. I had to get on a VPN cuz my state is one of the bad ones and this isn't even remotely sexual. It's artistic nudity at best

Here's hoping you enjoy!

I'll be deleting this post by the end of the day. If this is your thing, stop by! If not, please move along

Nothing like a doctor prescribed food coma to keep things relaxed and productive!

Just an occasional monologue into my earpiece about how good I am and how much more you are planning to push me. Get my heart pumping a little faster and my throat pulsing in time

Brain drain on such an extent to make me completely replace most core needs with the overriding need to glut

I'd say leave a vibrator with a very long cord, but eventually I'll swallow the cord up to the wall and yank it unplugged

Ah reality must be shifting to accommodate my rampant growth desires. Poor little guy, don't worry, you'll be tucked away in a nice cozy fat cave forever soon