I am not a man, but no that is not normal behavior.

Friday night teacher-tired, how about you?
My pj’s are on, book open and eyes almost closed 🤣

I feel this! Our previous dog was a giant swiper of snacks from the high chair. He gained like 15 pounds (Rottweiler, so he was already big). One night I came down to find his head stuck in the high chair from licking crumbs and dragging it all around the house. *he was fine

The crayon episode was and is still one of my favorites. I paired it with “The day the crayons quit” by Drew Daywalt when I taught library and the kids would break/peel old crayons and put them in molds. I melted them at home and brought them back their own crayon creations. 🖍️

How in the world do you have the energy to cook like a holiday on a regular ol’ Sunday? Sounds delicious 🤤

Same! 🤣

My mom once told me that if my kids called me the “worst mom ever” I was on the right track parenting-wise. 😂So far it’s been pretty true when I’ve had to hold my kids accountable.

But what about… *hushed whisper voice* decaf? Best of both worlds.

That is a big list, but I believe in you.

Did someone forget something in the microwave? When my microwave shuts off, it’ll beep every minute until the door is opened.

Thanks- I liked it; nice rich broth, but I’m not a picky eater. Oh well, I have some freezer lunches now.

Update- family did not like the soup. Kid 1: too many mushrooms
Kid 2: it’s….brown
Kid 3: it has meat, eeewww
Into the freezer in single serve portions it goes- future work lunches

Yum. I’ve boiled down my prime rib roast bones-beefy mushroom barley soup in progress.

Ugh! This always happens. Influenza B hit our house despite best efforts. Currently quarantined from all visiting family 😞

Yeah-an unexpected expense we were planning on doing in the spring but when the feels like temperature was zero and it was 53 in the house- it couldn’t wait. It was technically a gift under the tree- just under the floor 🤣

You don’t have to give it to her….or wait to activate it until she’s older.

A new furnace and AC unit!