Unstoppable

You ever have such a nice time you forget to be self conscious for a few hours

I have hella coping mechanisms

Me: -finishes telling a funny anecdote, notices their facial expression-
Me: hey are you ok?
Them, crestfallen: omg that was so sad, I'm sorry you had to live that
Me: -involuntarily bursts out the chorus of "Man of Constant Sorrow" in a fake heavy southern accent-

I've figured out that most successful gaming groups are a combination of hardcore sweats, gamers™️ that optimize the fun out of whatever they're playing, and a complement of momfriends (gender neutral) that make sure those ghouls are eating and sleeping.

For kids that have literally never played with legos, the homeschool kids I teach were remarkably successful with these flower kits. The six year old built the 140pc lilac!

Somebody call Hoarders, ya boi just bought a second cake stand. Nobody needs two cake stands. But also it matches my sugar dish and my stand mixer perfectly.

This is the beginning of the end.

The homeschool kids were good again today. Littlest invented a game of tag wherein the pursuer "has the diabetes" and spent the better part of an hour shouting about this in the cul-de-sac.

Turned my love of baking into a science experiment for some friends' kids who homeschool. It went well, they used the scientific method, and they got to eat their science in the end. Little moments like this make life worth it.

Somehow molasses cookies have become my signature cookie.

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