Mars Emeraude
@marsemeraude.bsky.social
Make it clap but to the tune of paint it black
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Make it clap but to the tune of paint it black
Should I start hornyposting I feel like that's a pretty good bit
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Should I start hornyposting I feel like that's a pretty good bit
Can we just delete this year so far and start over from the top because I am deadass not having a good time rn
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Can we just delete this year so far and start over from the top because I am deadass not having a good time rn
Me: "You don't get 'the pass' just because your kid is mixed"
Two white guys: "Yeah you do"
Two white guys: "Yeah you do"
September 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me: "You don't get 'the pass' just because your kid is mixed"
Two white guys: "Yeah you do"
Two white guys: "Yeah you do"
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My most self-destructive trait these days is convincing myself that people I like are so cool they’d obviously never want to be friends with me, because I’m Just Some Guy
August 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My most self-destructive trait these days is convincing myself that people I like are so cool they’d obviously never want to be friends with me, because I’m Just Some Guy
Thinking of that time a coworker told a customer "yeah you can tell if brake fluid is bad from the taste"
...which is true, but that's like, not how we test it, please stop making people think we're just going around drinking fucking brake fluid
...which is true, but that's like, not how we test it, please stop making people think we're just going around drinking fucking brake fluid
August 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thinking of that time a coworker told a customer "yeah you can tell if brake fluid is bad from the taste"
...which is true, but that's like, not how we test it, please stop making people think we're just going around drinking fucking brake fluid
...which is true, but that's like, not how we test it, please stop making people think we're just going around drinking fucking brake fluid
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Some work I did for my dear friend @marsemeraude.bsky.social of one of his campaign characters, Apollo. #oc #dungeonsanddragons #digitalart
August 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some work I did for my dear friend @marsemeraude.bsky.social of one of his campaign characters, Apollo. #oc #dungeonsanddragons #digitalart
I wanna peg a femboy but I have a penis so I'm pretty sure that's just regular sex
Shit don't hit the same gang
Shit don't hit the same gang
August 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I wanna peg a femboy but I have a penis so I'm pretty sure that's just regular sex
Shit don't hit the same gang
Shit don't hit the same gang
But Auschwitz was in Poland and CECOT is in El Salvador so it's not the same thing you guys it's totally different
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
But Auschwitz was in Poland and CECOT is in El Salvador so it's not the same thing you guys it's totally different
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
Thinking of that time I came out as bisexual to the homies by spamming femboys in the discord NSFW channel
February 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thinking of that time I came out as bisexual to the homies by spamming femboys in the discord NSFW channel
Crazy that I never heard of a "Roman salute" until this month
January 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Crazy that I never heard of a "Roman salute" until this month
Got your girl snorting mashed potato mix off of my meat
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Got your girl snorting mashed potato mix off of my meat
My assistant manager is so titanically incompetent I wouldn't trust her to sharpen a pencil
She's good at hiding in the office and posting on Snapchat though
She's good at hiding in the office and posting on Snapchat though
January 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My assistant manager is so titanically incompetent I wouldn't trust her to sharpen a pencil
She's good at hiding in the office and posting on Snapchat though
She's good at hiding in the office and posting on Snapchat though
Posting on the toilet at work instead of fixing cars rn
January 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Posting on the toilet at work instead of fixing cars rn
Grabbing a straw and using it to blow my vape directly into my cock so I can inflate it like a balloon
January 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Grabbing a straw and using it to blow my vape directly into my cock so I can inflate it like a balloon
Love all the liberals posting musk/trump memes like "omg I can't believe a billionaire is controlling the government"
December 25, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Love all the liberals posting musk/trump memes like "omg I can't believe a billionaire is controlling the government"
Farted so hard it woke my dog up and she started barking at the front door
December 18, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Farted so hard it woke my dog up and she started barking at the front door
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Today taught me that health insurance is indeed expensive, but the root cause can be taken care of for a few dollars' worth of bullets
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Today taught me that health insurance is indeed expensive, but the root cause can be taken care of for a few dollars' worth of bullets
Everyone show me your spotify wrapped so I can ignore it and continue listen to the shittiest music ever made
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Everyone show me your spotify wrapped so I can ignore it and continue listen to the shittiest music ever made
So does anyone on bluesky care about ending late stage capitalism or is it just resistance libs complaining that fascism won instead of fascism with a rainbow flag on it
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM
So does anyone on bluesky care about ending late stage capitalism or is it just resistance libs complaining that fascism won instead of fascism with a rainbow flag on it
Game reviewers: STALKER 2 has terrible voice acting, obtuse game mechanics, and is lousy with glitches
Me: Ah yes, the true STALKER experience. Splendid.
Me: Ah yes, the true STALKER experience. Splendid.
December 3, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Game reviewers: STALKER 2 has terrible voice acting, obtuse game mechanics, and is lousy with glitches
Me: Ah yes, the true STALKER experience. Splendid.
Me: Ah yes, the true STALKER experience. Splendid.
My shop has these tires with Definitely Not Mario on them
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 PM
My shop has these tires with Definitely Not Mario on them