Marshal
@marshalchaifetz.bsky.social
Mental Health First Aid Instructor
Poorly shot concert videos:
https://m.youtube.com/@greatworlddominator/playlists
Poorly shot concert videos:
https://m.youtube.com/@greatworlddominator/playlists
Went to the bagel shop, ordered 6, they gave me 13. It's a Festivus miracle!! Now we eat the meats and the Festivus Knish (yes, I'm making it a thing). I hope Costanza is proud. #fortherestofus
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Went to the bagel shop, ordered 6, they gave me 13. It's a Festivus miracle!! Now we eat the meats and the Festivus Knish (yes, I'm making it a thing). I hope Costanza is proud. #fortherestofus
Stores should have designated no last minute holiday shopping hours so I can run my normal errands in peace.
December 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stores should have designated no last minute holiday shopping hours so I can run my normal errands in peace.
Two kids with their grandparents at the store.
Littler kid, still small enough to ride in the cart, but not in the cup holder/backward riding part, to his older brother "Did you get anything yet?"
Brother, only slightly not as little, says back "I'm not at liberty to discuss it."
Littler kid, still small enough to ride in the cart, but not in the cup holder/backward riding part, to his older brother "Did you get anything yet?"
Brother, only slightly not as little, says back "I'm not at liberty to discuss it."
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Two kids with their grandparents at the store.
Littler kid, still small enough to ride in the cart, but not in the cup holder/backward riding part, to his older brother "Did you get anything yet?"
Brother, only slightly not as little, says back "I'm not at liberty to discuss it."
Littler kid, still small enough to ride in the cart, but not in the cup holder/backward riding part, to his older brother "Did you get anything yet?"
Brother, only slightly not as little, says back "I'm not at liberty to discuss it."
Huh. So this is what it's going to feel like being the #1 ranked team when the new polls are released.
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Huh. So this is what it's going to feel like being the #1 ranked team when the new polls are released.
One of my proudest accomplishments in 2025. #Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my proudest accomplishments in 2025. #Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead. - Tom Stoppard, 1937-2025
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you might nudge the world a little or make a poem that children will speak for you when you are dead. - Tom Stoppard, 1937-2025
On his 30th birthday, October 11, 1996, Todd Snider and the Nervous Wrecks played a show at the Vogue in the Broad Ripple section of Indianapolis, a venue 5 or 8 times bigger than when I first saw him some 18 months earlier.
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
On his 30th birthday, October 11, 1996, Todd Snider and the Nervous Wrecks played a show at the Vogue in the Broad Ripple section of Indianapolis, a venue 5 or 8 times bigger than when I first saw him some 18 months earlier.
"Life's too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short not to love everybody
Life is too long to hate"
- Todd Snider, 1966-2025
Life's too long to wait
It's too short not to love everybody
Life is too long to hate"
- Todd Snider, 1966-2025
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Life's too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short not to love everybody
Life is too long to hate"
- Todd Snider, 1966-2025
Life's too long to wait
It's too short not to love everybody
Life is too long to hate"
- Todd Snider, 1966-2025
Just overheard a student in a Morgan Wallen shirt say he wished he was older so he could've voted for Kanye when he ran for President. We're doomed.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just overheard a student in a Morgan Wallen shirt say he wished he was older so he could've voted for Kanye when he ran for President. We're doomed.
If you move one of the drawers in just the right way, it opens the secret compartment where he put the Epstein files.
A copy or did he steal the real one?
Trump has a copy of the Resolute Desk on display in the Mar-a-Lago lobby
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you move one of the drawers in just the right way, it opens the secret compartment where he put the Epstein files.
If the party that wants to cut education can't spell the name of the state, don't vote for them. Vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social to protect our teachers and students.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If the party that wants to cut education can't spell the name of the state, don't vote for them. Vote for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social to protect our teachers and students.
Early voting selfie. Line was out the door but the whole process took less than 15 minutes. Poll workers, who are often retirees, were much younger than I've ever seen before. Make of that what you will. #mikiesherrill
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Early voting selfie. Line was out the door but the whole process took less than 15 minutes. Poll workers, who are often retirees, were much younger than I've ever seen before. Make of that what you will. #mikiesherrill
Of course I'm seeing it on opening night. I live in New Jersey. It's the law.
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Of course I'm seeing it on opening night. I live in New Jersey. It's the law.
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
And on that farm he had some bots
AI AI O
With a deepfake here and a fauxtograph there
Here a troll there a lie everwhere a conman
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
AI AI O
And on that farm he had some bots
AI AI O
With a deepfake here and a fauxtograph there
Here a troll there a lie everwhere a conman
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
And on that farm he had some bots
AI AI O
With a deepfake here and a fauxtograph there
Here a troll there a lie everwhere a conman
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
AI AI O
And on that farm he had some bots
AI AI O
With a deepfake here and a fauxtograph there
Here a troll there a lie everwhere a conman
Old MacDonald had a farm
AI AI O
Prediction: The Super Bowl half-time show with Bad Bunny will have huge ratings and Trump will take credit for the ratings.
October 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Prediction: The Super Bowl half-time show with Bad Bunny will have huge ratings and Trump will take credit for the ratings.
Human hearts don't work right until they're broken. - David Wilcox
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Human hearts don't work right until they're broken. - David Wilcox
Under Trump, the US Government has shut down 3 times for 38 days and counting in less than 5 years.
Under Biden, Obama, and Clinton combined, the US Government shut down 3 times for 42 days in 20 years.
Under Biden, Obama, and Clinton combined, the US Government shut down 3 times for 42 days in 20 years.
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Under Trump, the US Government has shut down 3 times for 38 days and counting in less than 5 years.
Under Biden, Obama, and Clinton combined, the US Government shut down 3 times for 42 days in 20 years.
Under Biden, Obama, and Clinton combined, the US Government shut down 3 times for 42 days in 20 years.
For those of you still here that were hoping to be raptured I'm sorry it didn't happen for you but it would be great if you could stay home tomorrow since so many of us were looking forward to an easier commute. Thx.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
For those of you still here that were hoping to be raptured I'm sorry it didn't happen for you but it would be great if you could stay home tomorrow since so many of us were looking forward to an easier commute. Thx.
Going to re-watch the Lord of the Rings to remind myself that, eventually, Sauron loses.
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Going to re-watch the Lord of the Rings to remind myself that, eventually, Sauron loses.
For those keeping score at home, the same people who said "Conservatives are being silenced on campuses denying them their right to free speech" are now also saying "If liberals on campus say things conservatives don't like, they should be silenced."
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For those keeping score at home, the same people who said "Conservatives are being silenced on campuses denying them their right to free speech" are now also saying "If liberals on campus say things conservatives don't like, they should be silenced."
Good morning America how are you.....
September 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good morning America how are you.....
September 14, 2025 along I-81 in Virginia. A confederate flag flying half-staff a few days after the killing of a prominent conservative voice tells us how far we have yet to go in America.
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
September 14, 2025 along I-81 in Virginia. A confederate flag flying half-staff a few days after the killing of a prominent conservative voice tells us how far we have yet to go in America.
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The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature.
Nope. He can’t do it.
Nope. He can’t do it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature.
Nope. He can’t do it.
Nope. He can’t do it.