I would loved to have seen his routine. You could throw a lot of BS into this and REALLY sell it.

If Netflix pulls it's usual "take 6 episodes of material but make it a 13 episode season" but fills rebooted Rome with our favorite things:

- Bone crunching combat.
- Scandalous debauchery.

and BlueSky's personal favorite

- Excruciating minutiae of imperial governance

I'll buy a lifetime 4K sub.

Why was Jet soaking wet and the other one dry? Where did Jet get access to all that cocaine? His 7 lbs of leaping, barking chaos contains many kilograms of mystery.

Just straight up dicking with us & not even killing anybody is way less than we deserve after the shit we've pulled over centuries, & we've conclusively shown we'll follow a hot rizzler off a fuckin cliff into the thirsty sea.

I wouldn't feel a whole lot of pride in being the world's spook playground, but if more and more Facebook election ads start looking suspiciously fuckin' Dutch, maybe John Roberts would revisit Citizens United?

Or just rain kompromat & give our goldfish media filled air blocks for months.

(That's not actually the image they captured but the real simulation is in a short in the article and I don't blame science writers for doing what they gotta do to get clicks these days.)

Guess they don't use a Samsung phone because if I type in say "Burma" it'll suggest a fun little 🇲🇲, but if I type in "Japan" it just says "Go fuck yourself". Weird.

That and they both torpedoed & shot down my grandfather. (I inherited his luck.)

To be a fashion icon in a country with urban areas already insanely fashionable is pretty impressive.

I'm in this post but I *like* it meme.

I know 2 things in life:

- Naperville is close enough to sing along to "Sweet Home Chicago"

and

- The true Delta spirit is summoned by the sound of coins rolling around