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Mars Rover
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Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Stuck in isolation until you believe in disease again.
I would loved to have seen his routine. You could throw a lot of BS into this and REALLY sell it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If Netflix pulls it's usual "take 6 episodes of material but make it a 13 episode season" but fills rebooted Rome with our favorite things:

- Bone crunching combat.
- Scandalous debauchery.

and BlueSky's personal favorite

- Excruciating minutiae of imperial governance

I'll buy a lifetime 4K sub.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Why was Jet soaking wet and the other one dry? Where did Jet get access to all that cocaine? His 7 lbs of leaping, barking chaos contains many kilograms of mystery.
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just straight up dicking with us & not even killing anybody is way less than we deserve after the shit we've pulled over centuries, & we've conclusively shown we'll follow a hot rizzler off a fuckin cliff into the thirsty sea.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wouldn't feel a whole lot of pride in being the world's spook playground, but if more and more Facebook election ads start looking suspiciously fuckin' Dutch, maybe John Roberts would revisit Citizens United?

Or just rain kompromat & give our goldfish media filled air blocks for months.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
(That's not actually the image they captured but the real simulation is in a short in the article and I don't blame science writers for doing what they gotta do to get clicks these days.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Guess they don't use a Samsung phone because if I type in say "Burma" it'll suggest a fun little 🇲🇲, but if I type in "Japan" it just says "Go fuck yourself". Weird.

That and they both torpedoed & shot down my grandfather. (I inherited his luck.)
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
To be a fashion icon in a country with urban areas already insanely fashionable is pretty impressive.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I'm in this post but I *like* it meme.
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I know 2 things in life:

- Naperville is close enough to sing along to "Sweet Home Chicago"

and

- The true Delta spirit is summoned by the sound of coins rolling around
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM