Marta Schantz
@martaschantz.bsky.social
Here for the local ALX politics. Also probably a good mix of climate action fangirling and sci-fi/fantasy/romance book love. Too excited to worry about typos.
His drill little stout was drawn up like a churro,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow
#AlxBeercember
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow
#AlxBeercember
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
His drill little stout was drawn up like a churro,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow
#AlxBeercember
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow
#AlxBeercember
His eyes - how they twinkled!
His IPA; how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
#AlxBeercember
His IPA; how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
#AlxBeercember
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
His eyes - how they twinkled!
His IPA; how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
#AlxBeercember
His IPA; how merry
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
#AlxBeercember
A bundle of scarfs was flung on his back,
And he look'd like Anubis just opening his pack
#AlxBeercember
And he look'd like Anubis just opening his pack
#AlxBeercember
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A bundle of scarfs was flung on his back,
And he look'd like Anubis just opening his pack
#AlxBeercember
And he look'd like Anubis just opening his pack
#AlxBeercember
For those uneducated plebes like myself, a cheat sheet on the difference thanks to picklepow . com
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
For those uneducated plebes like myself, a cheat sheet on the difference thanks to picklepow . com
@oconnell.bsky.social please retrieve your lost item? Can be found on the mean streets of Del Ray
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@oconnell.bsky.social please retrieve your lost item? Can be found on the mean streets of Del Ray
He was dressed in all cat fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with mexican lager and soot
#AlxBeercember
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with mexican lager and soot
#AlxBeercember
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
He was dressed in all cat fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with mexican lager and soot
#AlxBeercember
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with mexican lager and soot
#AlxBeercember
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney the DIPA came with a bound
#AlxBeercember
Down the chimney the DIPA came with a bound
#AlxBeercember
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney the DIPA came with a bound
#AlxBeercember
Down the chimney the DIPA came with a bound
#AlxBeercember
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little Pilsner
#AlxBeercember
The prancing and pawing of each little Pilsner
#AlxBeercember
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little Pilsner
#AlxBeercember
The prancing and pawing of each little Pilsner
#AlxBeercember
So up to the house-top our coursers they flew,
With Ten Acres of Coffee - and St Nicholas too
#AlxBeercember
With Ten Acres of Coffee - and St Nicholas too
#AlxBeercember
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So up to the house-top our coursers they flew,
With Ten Acres of Coffee - and St Nicholas too
#AlxBeercember
With Ten Acres of Coffee - and St Nicholas too
#AlxBeercember
Are you in a pickle and still need to find the perfect holiday gift? Please enjoy this holiday art from my favorite climate artist @nicolekelner.bsky.social nicolekelner.com/collections/...
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Are you in a pickle and still need to find the perfect holiday gift? Please enjoy this holiday art from my favorite climate artist @nicolekelner.bsky.social nicolekelner.com/collections/...
As dark lagers before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a goat skull mount to the sky
#AlxBeercember
When they meet with a goat skull mount to the sky
#AlxBeercember
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
As dark lagers before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a goat skull mount to the sky
#AlxBeercember
When they meet with a goat skull mount to the sky
#AlxBeercember
More rapid than turtles his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Pilsner and Vixen! On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blizten!"
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Pilsner and Vixen! On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blizten!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
More rapid than turtles his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Pilsner and Vixen! On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blizten!"
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Pilsner and Vixen! On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blizten!"
With a little old Ghost Machine so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Mr Mike
#AlxBeercember
(Guest selfie with @dropthemike.bsky.social! Love hanging with Bsky Advent Beer friends)
I knew in a moment it must be Mr Mike
#AlxBeercember
(Guest selfie with @dropthemike.bsky.social! Love hanging with Bsky Advent Beer friends)
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
With a little old Ghost Machine so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Mr Mike
#AlxBeercember
(Guest selfie with @dropthemike.bsky.social! Love hanging with Bsky Advent Beer friends)
I knew in a moment it must be Mr Mike
#AlxBeercember
(Guest selfie with @dropthemike.bsky.social! Love hanging with Bsky Advent Beer friends)
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature NE IPA and eight tiny reindeer
#AlxBeecember
But a miniature NE IPA and eight tiny reindeer
#AlxBeecember
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature NE IPA and eight tiny reindeer
#AlxBeecember
But a miniature NE IPA and eight tiny reindeer
#AlxBeecember
Hivemind: How important is it that I get KitchenAid branded add-ons for my KitchenAid mixer? Off-brands are half the price...
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hivemind: How important is it that I get KitchenAid branded add-ons for my KitchenAid mixer? Off-brands are half the price...
It was so fun shouting hi to friends in the Scottish walk parade! Also Hugo held an epic sword, Ebenezer Scrooge scowled with Little Theatre of Alexandria, and Hugo waved constantly to increase his odds of candy throwing. (Don't worry, he shared his candy with bro who walked with the Scouts)
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It was so fun shouting hi to friends in the Scottish walk parade! Also Hugo held an epic sword, Ebenezer Scrooge scowled with Little Theatre of Alexandria, and Hugo waved constantly to increase his odds of candy throwing. (Don't worry, he shared his candy with bro who walked with the Scouts)
PS my #AlxBeercember stickers are ✨ shinier ✨ than @themeatballboys.bsky.social stickers
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
PS my #AlxBeercember stickers are ✨ shinier ✨ than @themeatballboys.bsky.social stickers
The moon on the Helles Lager and the new fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of midday to Meatball Boys below
#AlxBeercember
(celebrity selfie with @themeatballboys.bsky.social !)
Gave the lustre of midday to Meatball Boys below
#AlxBeercember
(celebrity selfie with @themeatballboys.bsky.social !)
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The moon on the Helles Lager and the new fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of midday to Meatball Boys below
#AlxBeercember
(celebrity selfie with @themeatballboys.bsky.social !)
Gave the lustre of midday to Meatball Boys below
#AlxBeercember
(celebrity selfie with @themeatballboys.bsky.social !)
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and drank up the Juice Lord
#AlxBeercember
Tore open the shutters and drank up the Juice Lord
#AlxBeercember
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and drank up the Juice Lord
#AlxBeercember
Tore open the shutters and drank up the Juice Lord
#AlxBeercember
When out on the lawn there arose such an Oatmeal Stout,
Jarred sprang from the puzzle table to see what was the beverage
#AlxBeercember
(I don't drink stouts)
Jarred sprang from the puzzle table to see what was the beverage
#AlxBeercember
(I don't drink stouts)
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When out on the lawn there arose such an Oatmeal Stout,
Jarred sprang from the puzzle table to see what was the beverage
#AlxBeercember
(I don't drink stouts)
Jarred sprang from the puzzle table to see what was the beverage
#AlxBeercember
(I don't drink stouts)
And Mama in her sweater (and boys in their PJs), had just settled her brain for a long winters drink
#AlxBeercember
#AlxBeercember
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And Mama in her sweater (and boys in their PJs), had just settled her brain for a long winters drink
#AlxBeercember
#AlxBeercember
The children were jumping all over the couch, while visions of Two Roads Holiday Ale danced in our heads
#AlxBeercember
#AlxBeercember
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The children were jumping all over the couch, while visions of Two Roads Holiday Ale danced in our heads
#AlxBeercember
#AlxBeercember
Twas the morning of #AlxBeercember and all through the house, not a creature was drinking, not even a mouse. The beers were chilled in the fridge with care, in hopes that Marta&Jarred soon would be there
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Twas the morning of #AlxBeercember and all through the house, not a creature was drinking, not even a mouse. The beers were chilled in the fridge with care, in hopes that Marta&Jarred soon would be there
Ditto! Sideways-tree sighting from inside Holy Cow
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ditto! Sideways-tree sighting from inside Holy Cow
The sweet taste of victory
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The sweet taste of victory