Martian Battleplan
@martianbattleplan.bsky.social
I play videogames on the interwebs 👽
I am the official MartianBattleplan and I come in (mostly) peace.
https://www.twitch.tv/martianbattleplan
I am the official MartianBattleplan and I come in (mostly) peace.
https://www.twitch.tv/martianbattleplan
I know Im a 900 year old vampire zombie but bias aside, we're getting 2 dracula movies and a frankenstein by del toro this year. goths are eating good.
July 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I know Im a 900 year old vampire zombie but bias aside, we're getting 2 dracula movies and a frankenstein by del toro this year. goths are eating good.
if reality is a simulation, where is the dev box where I can test out my platforming skills
July 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
if reality is a simulation, where is the dev box where I can test out my platforming skills
too many princesses in mario lore, about time we got the queen
April 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
too many princesses in mario lore, about time we got the queen
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Hey there. This is Glitchy. I have made a new account because I just wanted to make it very clear that my main Bluesky account,
@glitchythegoober.bsky.social has been hacked. If you receive any messages like this then do not reply them. If you already replied, stop responding to them immediately!
@glitchythegoober.bsky.social has been hacked. If you receive any messages like this then do not reply them. If you already replied, stop responding to them immediately!
April 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey there. This is Glitchy. I have made a new account because I just wanted to make it very clear that my main Bluesky account,
@glitchythegoober.bsky.social has been hacked. If you receive any messages like this then do not reply them. If you already replied, stop responding to them immediately!
@glitchythegoober.bsky.social has been hacked. If you receive any messages like this then do not reply them. If you already replied, stop responding to them immediately!
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Okay I need everyone to block my main account right now because this entire thing is getting out of hand! I don’t really know how Bluesky support works but if anyone is able to contact Bluesky about this, that would be great!
April 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Okay I need everyone to block my main account right now because this entire thing is getting out of hand! I don’t really know how Bluesky support works but if anyone is able to contact Bluesky about this, that would be great!
turn this one on, you won't regret
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or9K...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or9K...
Francisco Bhagwan - Manta Ray (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Francisco Bhagwan
www.youtube.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
turn this one on, you won't regret
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or9K...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=or9K...
people are freaking out about "discoveries" buried under the egyptian pyramids for 4,000+ years, while Im still trying to cover up my cringe middle school years
March 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
people are freaking out about "discoveries" buried under the egyptian pyramids for 4,000+ years, while Im still trying to cover up my cringe middle school years
good news, Im back in touch with my uncle who worked for nintendo in the 90s. he works in law now and is suing me for some reason, but it was nice to catch up
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
good news, Im back in touch with my uncle who worked for nintendo in the 90s. he works in law now and is suing me for some reason, but it was nice to catch up
ok, I know everyone is talking about the killer asteroid, but did you see that cheetos flamin hot comes in puffs now?? what a time to be alive.
February 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
ok, I know everyone is talking about the killer asteroid, but did you see that cheetos flamin hot comes in puffs now?? what a time to be alive.
mario & sonic at the 2028 LA olympic games: san andreas
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mario & sonic at the 2028 LA olympic games: san andreas
whoever is playing me rn needs to let me live my life
February 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
whoever is playing me rn needs to let me live my life
if I were an anthropologist, I'd make literal tens of bucks discussing in a yt essay about how the grim reaper actually has a woman pelvis. slay queen.
January 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
if I were an anthropologist, I'd make literal tens of bucks discussing in a yt essay about how the grim reaper actually has a woman pelvis. slay queen.
January 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Nice list = Presents.
Naughty list = coal.
Naughty list = coal.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Nice list = Presents.
Naughty list = coal.
Naughty list = coal.
HI NEW FOLLOWERS/REFUGEES
just wait, I might get silly and actually post art on here
just wait, I might get silly and actually post art on here
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
HI NEW FOLLOWERS/REFUGEES
just wait, I might get silly and actually post art on here
just wait, I might get silly and actually post art on here
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what if i simply made a game, said the artist. how hard could it possibly be
November 8, 2024 at 9:24 PM
what if i simply made a game, said the artist. how hard could it possibly be
love seeing my bluesky homepage filled with artists, nothing else being pushed.
bender from futurama says he 's finally home
ALT: bender from futurama says he 's finally home
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2024 at 7:32 AM
love seeing my bluesky homepage filled with artists, nothing else being pushed.
when I talk about the peak days of myspace, newgrounds, twitter, and coolmathgames dot com I feel like an old cowboy telling tales at a campfire after the marshals tamed the wild west
November 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
when I talk about the peak days of myspace, newgrounds, twitter, and coolmathgames dot com I feel like an old cowboy telling tales at a campfire after the marshals tamed the wild west
black ops 6, or blank op 7: gta mobile [download now]. pick a side.
October 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
black ops 6, or blank op 7: gta mobile [download now]. pick a side.
the cool thing about halloween is its a month-long holiday about anxiety and fear. but they don't have holidays celebrating public speaking.
October 25, 2024 at 3:38 AM
the cool thing about halloween is its a month-long holiday about anxiety and fear. but they don't have holidays celebrating public speaking.
Im sorry, but if you call yourself a "ghost hunter" and run away from a door slamming, you're no ghost hunter. you slam that shit back and say THIS MY HOUSE
October 21, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Im sorry, but if you call yourself a "ghost hunter" and run away from a door slamming, you're no ghost hunter. you slam that shit back and say THIS MY HOUSE
Don't mind me just testing the usual social media censors: "skibidi, toilet, alien, ufo, are aliens real, yes they are, aliens on social media"
checks out
checks out
October 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Don't mind me just testing the usual social media censors: "skibidi, toilet, alien, ufo, are aliens real, yes they are, aliens on social media"
checks out
checks out
Greetings, stinky humans! I'm here to be a problem on yet another social media platform. If you ever feel the need to be a problem for ME, tune into my weekly streams on twitch every Sunday at 2pm PST, and regret your life choices with me! See ya there!
October 17, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Greetings, stinky humans! I'm here to be a problem on yet another social media platform. If you ever feel the need to be a problem for ME, tune into my weekly streams on twitch every Sunday at 2pm PST, and regret your life choices with me! See ya there!