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Martin Bell
@martinbell.bsky.social
This is why events unnerve me.
Mrs Bell got me the greatest gift from the charity shop today. #DrHook #SexyEyes
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
'bout fucking right...
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
At the Starsailor innit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Remembering when I was breaking up with my first wife and my friend sent me the greatest divorce mix cd ever.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I really love living in Scotland. In an otherwise very serious letter about making sure health resources are used properly this winter comes this lovely bit of language richness.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Think the photographer didn't want to step inside and, with the correct attitude to woking in any war zone, just sent a drone in.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Post a movie where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🎶Chker-Bmm-buh bmm-buh de bmm-chk🎶
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Underappreciated in the #SloughHouse series is the pure comedy Mick Herron manages to get out of Roddy Ho. Definitely my favorite character.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This beer is made from "up cycled Kellogg's corn flakes" allegedly. Appropriately, the Cam Doon Hen approves. #bskybeer
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lovely German lager in a _very_ fancy bottle #bskybeer
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Not too niche!
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Me flirting.
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
That's my Cali girl; judging people on the _quality_ of their weed, rather than the presence..
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Zoë Boehm knows what's what.
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Finishing off a lovely afternoon with #theFootball and one (or maybe more?) of my homebrew stouts. #bskybeer
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
First tier toilet graffiti in this pub.

Just out of sight; "New Skids on the Block"
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Having a cheeky Sunday lunchtime pint at Koelschip Yard. London Brick and Small Pale from The Kernal #bskybeer
October 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Did the same last week. Although your set up looks far more professional than ours.
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
You know that thing where you pick up your plate, but you don't make it to the table cos you can't wait and you end up stuffing your face while you're standing in the kitchen?

Yeah, well that...
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Someone should probably tell my dog he's a slave.
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bloody hell.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
September 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's even more insane
September 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM