I wonder if this is the same deer that tried to eat my hoodie when it smelled cracker crumbs in my pocket.

And Radiohead was an excellent choice to test with!

I'm mad I got beat to this but glad I'm not alone.

OK:

The female red-bellied woodpecker doesn't have a red crown, and the nape isn't as bright. (image from www.birdfy.com/blogs/blogs/...)

Super happy I came across this bleat, because I just saw one of these in front of my house but couldn't get a good picture for identification!

As a native English speaker, that's also what I thought it was as a kid.

But I guess I was right about you not coming to this in good faith. You didn't want an answer to your question; you wanted to trap people. Good job: you've successfully wasted one person's time.

It's not going to go far, because there isn't any. My problem isn't with Islam or Muslims. It's a geopolitical problem. Terrorist groups don't make for good leaders; and all the Arab countries already expelled their Jews, so probably wouldn't treat us especially well.