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Martin Herbert
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Art critic, Berlin. Editor at ArtReview. Dachshund butler. Unfold This Moment, Tell Them I Said No, The Uncertainty Principle pub. Sternberg Press
Same vibe
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Painters! Take note. This is what a good painting looks like
March 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fitbit:
You got less than six hours sleep
You are 100% ready to face the day
Me: 😵🥱 sorry what
March 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
March 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Behold my absolutely cursed writing-procrastination setup
March 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Me in 1984, age 11: whoa great album
Me in 2025, age 52: whoa great album

Articulacy is overrated etc
March 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thanks margate for whatever the old fuck this is
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The burning questions being asked of my profession
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Did the classic Dungeness area sound mirrors to outstanding fish sandwich to prospect cottage run
March 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
February 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The market decides
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Operator would prefer not to
January 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Define procrastination
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Part of my learning-German practice is using translated recipes. When I told my wife that Jamie Oliver was useful in teaching me to cook, she said ‘I saw him drunk on German tv so many times’
January 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s me, an eight year old in a German supermarket
January 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A perfect circle
January 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I guess I have another dog now
December 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
On a four-hour train from Frankfurt and I think I’ve made a friend
December 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
‘First of all, it’s lunchtime and you’re in bed. Second, it’s lunchtime. Third…’
December 9, 2024 at 1:54 PM
May have invented a new sleep aid
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 AM
they found the artworld
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Ah yes the old just-pre-Christmas Lynda Benglis commemorative glow in the dark double dildo t-shirt offer
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Pessoa / me explaining to my mother-in-law why I became an art critic
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Fortunately a photographer was on hand to capture the least tense moment of this session
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 AM