Martin Herbert
@martinherbert.bsky.social
Art critic, Berlin. Editor at ArtReview. Dachshund butler. Unfold This Moment, Tell Them I Said No, The Uncertainty Principle pub. Sternberg Press
Painters! Take note. This is what a good painting looks like
March 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Painters! Take note. This is what a good painting looks like
Fitbit:
You got less than six hours sleep
You are 100% ready to face the day
Me: 😵🥱 sorry what
You got less than six hours sleep
You are 100% ready to face the day
Me: 😵🥱 sorry what
March 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fitbit:
You got less than six hours sleep
You are 100% ready to face the day
Me: 😵🥱 sorry what
You got less than six hours sleep
You are 100% ready to face the day
Me: 😵🥱 sorry what
Behold my absolutely cursed writing-procrastination setup
March 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Behold my absolutely cursed writing-procrastination setup
Me in 1984, age 11: whoa great album
Me in 2025, age 52: whoa great album
Articulacy is overrated etc
Me in 2025, age 52: whoa great album
Articulacy is overrated etc
March 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me in 1984, age 11: whoa great album
Me in 2025, age 52: whoa great album
Articulacy is overrated etc
Me in 2025, age 52: whoa great album
Articulacy is overrated etc
Thanks margate for whatever the old fuck this is
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thanks margate for whatever the old fuck this is
The burning questions being asked of my profession
March 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The burning questions being asked of my profession
Did the classic Dungeness area sound mirrors to outstanding fish sandwich to prospect cottage run
March 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Did the classic Dungeness area sound mirrors to outstanding fish sandwich to prospect cottage run
The market decides
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The market decides
Operator would prefer not to
January 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Operator would prefer not to
Define procrastination
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Define procrastination
Part of my learning-German practice is using translated recipes. When I told my wife that Jamie Oliver was useful in teaching me to cook, she said ‘I saw him drunk on German tv so many times’
January 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Part of my learning-German practice is using translated recipes. When I told my wife that Jamie Oliver was useful in teaching me to cook, she said ‘I saw him drunk on German tv so many times’
It’s me, an eight year old in a German supermarket
January 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s me, an eight year old in a German supermarket
A perfect circle
January 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A perfect circle
I guess I have another dog now
December 20, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I guess I have another dog now
On a four-hour train from Frankfurt and I think I’ve made a friend
December 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
On a four-hour train from Frankfurt and I think I’ve made a friend
‘First of all, it’s lunchtime and you’re in bed. Second, it’s lunchtime. Third…’
December 9, 2024 at 1:54 PM
‘First of all, it’s lunchtime and you’re in bed. Second, it’s lunchtime. Third…’
May have invented a new sleep aid
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 AM
May have invented a new sleep aid
they found the artworld
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 PM
they found the artworld
Ah yes the old just-pre-Christmas Lynda Benglis commemorative glow in the dark double dildo t-shirt offer
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Ah yes the old just-pre-Christmas Lynda Benglis commemorative glow in the dark double dildo t-shirt offer
Pessoa / me explaining to my mother-in-law why I became an art critic
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Pessoa / me explaining to my mother-in-law why I became an art critic
Fortunately a photographer was on hand to capture the least tense moment of this session
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Fortunately a photographer was on hand to capture the least tense moment of this session