MartinHSV
@martinhsv.bsky.social
Hamburger SV fan from England in England.
HSV News on FB posted this.
Frohes Fest!
Frohes Fest!
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
HSV News on FB posted this.
Frohes Fest!
Frohes Fest!
Football tickets are much cheaper in Germany but with concert tickets*, it's the opposite way round.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Football tickets are much cheaper in Germany but with concert tickets*, it's the opposite way round.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
Why is that?
*Pop/rock. Not sure about classical.
#HSV let Selke go as the top goalscorer in the 2.BL and now the rumour is we want a striker (Downs) who scored half as many.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
#HSV let Selke go as the top goalscorer in the 2.BL and now the rumour is we want a striker (Downs) who scored half as many.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Selke was too old so he was replaced by an invalid (Poulsen).
I don't want Selke back but I still don't understand HSV's priorities in their search for a striker.
Nick Woltemade's top speed for Stuttgart this season: 28.8 km/h.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nick Woltemade's top speed for Stuttgart this season: 28.8 km/h.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Daniel Heuer Fernandes' top speed for this season: 29.81 km/h.
Ferro sitting in 387th place on the Kicker fastest sprints list is not a good thing, of course.
Baka blocker, then Vieira VAR error= Still 1:1
#nurderHSV
#nurderHSV
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Baka blocker, then Vieira VAR error= Still 1:1
#nurderHSV
#nurderHSV
The kind of foul that Schär did to prevent Chelsea from counter attacking has to be a perfect example of a tactical foul that deserves a yellow card, doesn't it?
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The kind of foul that Schär did to prevent Chelsea from counter attacking has to be a perfect example of a tactical foul that deserves a yellow card, doesn't it?
Slightly off topic for me but the Christmas edition of The Six Million Dollar Man is a lost classic.
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Slightly off topic for me but the Christmas edition of The Six Million Dollar Man is a lost classic.
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
Steve Austin in a bionic version of A Christmas Carol. Legend!
If we're supposed to defend deep when we play away from home, Capaldo needs to be level with Vušković and Torunarigha should never be to the right of Vušković. That's how you concede 2 soft goals #nurderHSV
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If we're supposed to defend deep when we play away from home, Capaldo needs to be level with Vušković and Torunarigha should never be to the right of Vušković. That's how you concede 2 soft goals #nurderHSV
More questions than answers:
Have ICE removed those Mexicans from the Kennedy Center yet? #FIFA #WorldCupDraw
Did Nicole Scherzinger miaow in the middle of the official dirge?
Will the draw take place before I die of cringe?
Have ICE removed those Mexicans from the Kennedy Center yet? #FIFA #WorldCupDraw
Did Nicole Scherzinger miaow in the middle of the official dirge?
Will the draw take place before I die of cringe?
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
More questions than answers:
Have ICE removed those Mexicans from the Kennedy Center yet? #FIFA #WorldCupDraw
Did Nicole Scherzinger miaow in the middle of the official dirge?
Will the draw take place before I die of cringe?
Have ICE removed those Mexicans from the Kennedy Center yet? #FIFA #WorldCupDraw
Did Nicole Scherzinger miaow in the middle of the official dirge?
Will the draw take place before I die of cringe?
This is my church...
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is my church...
That feels like a victory #HSVbvb #nurderHSV
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That feels like a victory #HSVbvb #nurderHSV
I am beginning to hate the bloody French medical staff for not allowing RYK to join Nice.
At least we've brought on a 31 year-old proven goalscorer... #aufgehtsHamburg
#DompéOlé
At least we've brought on a 31 year-old proven goalscorer... #aufgehtsHamburg
#DompéOlé
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am beginning to hate the bloody French medical staff for not allowing RYK to join Nice.
At least we've brought on a 31 year-old proven goalscorer... #aufgehtsHamburg
#DompéOlé
At least we've brought on a 31 year-old proven goalscorer... #aufgehtsHamburg
#DompéOlé
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So, it's matchday and, even though I haven't seen any Effzeh games this season, I watched the U19 Euros and Said El Mala looked excellent. Hope we can keep him out today. #aufgehtsHamburg #nurderHSV
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
So, it's matchday and, even though I haven't seen any Effzeh games this season, I watched the U19 Euros and Said El Mala looked excellent. Hope we can keep him out today. #aufgehtsHamburg #nurderHSV
Didn't see the match but I hope Glatzel is ill. It would be a pity to see him left out when Poulsen is no improvement and Ransi is a player who wanted to leave but couldn't while Bobby is a player who could've left but didn't want to #nurderHSV
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Didn't see the match but I hope Glatzel is ill. It would be a pity to see him left out when Poulsen is no improvement and Ransi is a player who wanted to leave but couldn't while Bobby is a player who could've left but didn't want to #nurderHSV
#rblHSV Again, a good team performance. Just a couple of things bother me:
1. why does the defence drop off 10 yards when we lose possession in midfield? 2. Why didn't Bobby come on after 60 minutes?
1. why does the defence drop off 10 yards when we lose possession in midfield? 2. Why didn't Bobby come on after 60 minutes?
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
#rblHSV Again, a good team performance. Just a couple of things bother me:
1. why does the defence drop off 10 yards when we lose possession in midfield? 2. Why didn't Bobby come on after 60 minutes?
1. why does the defence drop off 10 yards when we lose possession in midfield? 2. Why didn't Bobby come on after 60 minutes?
October 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Watching #NIRGER as a neutral and yet again, I wish assistant referees would get a signal from VAR that they can flag for offside in real time rather than let play continue.
It's not just that somebody will get injured one day but also that another "phase" can begin rather than stopping play.
It's not just that somebody will get injured one day but also that another "phase" can begin rather than stopping play.
October 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Watching #NIRGER as a neutral and yet again, I wish assistant referees would get a signal from VAR that they can flag for offside in real time rather than let play continue.
It's not just that somebody will get injured one day but also that another "phase" can begin rather than stopping play.
It's not just that somebody will get injured one day but also that another "phase" can begin rather than stopping play.