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Martini ✪ マルティニ
@martinimcbride.bsky.social
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2oz Bombay Sapphire, ½oz Dry Vermouth. Stir with bones of crow, place on Goetic Sigil of Paimon drawn in pink crayon. Serve up w/ a Lemon Twist

Happily married to @bablesquatch

I fucking hate the ocean.

A place for my inane thoughts.
3.) I did begin to enjoy Shane and Ilya more especially during the last few episodes, and I am absolutely looking forward to season 2, but I swear to god:

IF THEY DO NOT GIVE US A SCOTT / KIP WEDDING I WILL FUCKING RIOT IN THE STREETS. I WANT IT.
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
2.) The MOMENT we got to episode 3 with Scott and Kip, I was very much re-engaged, and found that I only cared about them honestly. Their story just felt much more authentic to the gay experience as I have lived it personally
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
You're so fucking hot 😍😍😍

Also I hope everyone is jealous that I get to suck on dem tiddies 😏
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I love gay
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM