Martinion
@martinion.bsky.social
The Onion himself
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If they don't make you question your morals through sheer sexiness, what's even the point??
February 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If they don't make you question your morals through sheer sexiness, what's even the point??
Started on dredge. 2.4 hours in and not completely sure what I think yet. Kinda intriguing, but the main gameplay loop is kinda boring ngl
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Started on dredge. 2.4 hours in and not completely sure what I think yet. Kinda intriguing, but the main gameplay loop is kinda boring ngl
This is why I communicate almost exclusively through emojis on snap
February 15, 2026 at 10:23 AM
This is why I communicate almost exclusively through emojis on snap
Played 30 minutes of Dordogne, simply not my type of game
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Played 30 minutes of Dordogne, simply not my type of game
Played one hour of disco elysium, but encountered a bug where the camera just fucked off to the edge of the screen after ending conversations. After the third time in 10 minutes I uninstalled.
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Played one hour of disco elysium, but encountered a bug where the camera just fucked off to the edge of the screen after ending conversations. After the third time in 10 minutes I uninstalled.
Current count of games on steam I have zero playtime in is 713. Got it down by 2 today.
February 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Current count of games on steam I have zero playtime in is 713. Got it down by 2 today.
to be honest, I should study psychology. 5050 chance I either get answers to my ponderings, or I go absolutely batshit insane
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
to be honest, I should study psychology. 5050 chance I either get answers to my ponderings, or I go absolutely batshit insane
This will hurt my concentration in chem tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This will hurt my concentration in chem tomorrow
0/10 response, didn't use enough quotation marks. Contacting HR about this egregious error
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
0/10 response, didn't use enough quotation marks. Contacting HR about this egregious error
80gb demo is crazy work. Brings me back to the early days when demos were just the full game, but with a cutoff programmed in
February 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
80gb demo is crazy work. Brings me back to the early days when demos were just the full game, but with a cutoff programmed in
Tell me more! Tell me more!
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Tell me more! Tell me more!
Lecturer: It's a lot more complex than this, but we won't go into that in this course.
Me, internally: NOOOOOOOOO 😞
Me, internally: NOOOOOOOOO 😞
January 29, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Lecturer: It's a lot more complex than this, but we won't go into that in this course.
Me, internally: NOOOOOOOOO 😞
Me, internally: NOOOOOOOOO 😞
Now draw them doing their taxes
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Now draw them doing their taxes
Byeland to Thailand. Safe travels
January 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Byeland to Thailand. Safe travels
Not every protected species of today has always been protected, everywhere 😎
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Not every protected species of today has always been protected, everywhere 😎