MK
martinkasz.bsky.social
MK
@martinkasz.bsky.social
Filmmaker, friend to my dog
the saints have been the worst run franchise in sports for the last five years
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
my favorite of the WI political text campaigns was the “Hi, Brett Favre here…” oh no Brett not again :(
April 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My favorite comments on the YouTube channel I run are:

“I’m not interested in this”

“The positive comments are bots”

“Man Tony soprano was such a good boss, yeah sure he was a mob guy but he really knew how to get the most out of his employees”
March 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Severance exists in a non-polyamory world
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My dog following me around my house when I have a rotisserie chicken
a picture of a clown with the words absurdnoise written on the bottom right
ALT: a picture of a clown with the words absurdnoise written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
whoopi wins best dress
March 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
best short should’ve gone to those ear cleaning videos in my YouTube feed tbh
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
anybody who thinks that trump and Vance were acting in good faith there please contact me, I have a bridge to sell you
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
just classically funny for people to genuinely defend Trump and be like “he has sound economic policies” and the next day he’s like “we’re selling gold cards for visas”
February 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
why do the indie spirit awards exist?
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
my dog who never barks just barked randomly in our empty living room at 6am; somebody needs their coffee!!
February 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
all star game should be a 3 on 3 tourney. 24 players, top 8 vote getters are captains
February 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
fun that Chris Paul tried to cheat at the skills competition; even more fun that he got scolded for it
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
okay my Dentist if you’re going to show me how to brush and floss like I’m a child the least you could do is let me pick out a sticker or candy after my appt
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wtf that new Olive Garden ad slogan “when you’re here, you’re just friends”

can’t believe my pasta went woke
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“I’m a chef” I whisper as I make the perfect two topping domino pizza
February 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
People are really underplaying how bad Luka is on D and how many games he will miss in the future; still horrible deal
February 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
ppl definitely overrating how good this makes the lakers this year, have we not learned from the Nets, Suns, and Lakers
February 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
good women’s Royal rumble match
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
weird to name a kid Bond if your last name is Jamesbond
February 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Need a dentist to hit me with their car so I get free dental work
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
also literally called six months ago “QBs doing this shit is going to lead to ppl getting lit up” and then that happened to my QB :(
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
people are trying to “actually everyone’s too hard on the Chiefs” now and I’ve watched Mahomes do the “sideline-bait-a late hit-oh no I’ve ran for a TD instead-arent I silly” play too many times to not complain on the internet tyvm
January 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
was enjoying the take5 employees banter until one of them shouted “you’re gay!” at a car speeding past
January 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My daughter simply cannot open this can of beans
January 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM