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If I had a show, I'd make a skit of the almost-there Ukraine Russia ceasefire - the joke being that it'd be the exact same script each week.
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If I had a show, I'd make a skit of the almost-there Ukraine Russia ceasefire - the joke being that it'd be the exact same script each week.
They say comedy is tragedy plus distance. So how far away do I have to go for all this to be funny instead of painful?
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They say comedy is tragedy plus distance. So how far away do I have to go for all this to be funny instead of painful?
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I'm sorry to add to this conversation but this section from the latest Lizza novel is worth elevating.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm sorry to add to this conversation but this section from the latest Lizza novel is worth elevating.
How long does it take a Celine Dion fan to realize that googling “Celine Song” takes you to a complete different person?
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
How long does it take a Celine Dion fan to realize that googling “Celine Song” takes you to a complete different person?
You don't want to hear this, but to think that this is a dark chapter in history is, in a way, optimistic.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You don't want to hear this, but to think that this is a dark chapter in history is, in a way, optimistic.
Took down a really funny post because it had a typo. The typo was the funny part.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Took down a really funny post because it had a typo. The typo was the funny part.
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
One more post about Olivia Snuzzi will put me to sleep.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
One more post about Olivia Snuzzi will put me to sleep.
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Lessons are repeated until they are learned.
May 14, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Lessons are repeated until they are learned.
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This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
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Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
I've learned Python by watching second season episodes online.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I've learned Python by watching second season episodes online.
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The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.
Pro tip: Stick to one entertainment podcast and skip the twenty variations of the same promo interview
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pro tip: Stick to one entertainment podcast and skip the twenty variations of the same promo interview
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Making racial profiling cool again
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Making racial profiling cool again
Did the administration say the East Wing violated a ceasefire or something?
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Did the administration say the East Wing violated a ceasefire or something?
Easiest cartoon idea ever: two anthropomorphic lizards telling each other that the political candidate is really a human.
October 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Easiest cartoon idea ever: two anthropomorphic lizards telling each other that the political candidate is really a human.
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NEW. In my OUR LAND newsletter, I report on how Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and artificial intelligence make for a very troubling mix. Give it a read and tell me what you think.
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October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
NEW. In my OUR LAND newsletter, I report on how Bari Weiss, CBS News, Paramount Skydance, and artificial intelligence make for a very troubling mix. Give it a read and tell me what you think.
link.motherjones.com/public/42172...
Sign up for a FREE trial subscription to OUR LAND at davidcorn.com.
link.motherjones.com/public/42172...
Sign up for a FREE trial subscription to OUR LAND at davidcorn.com.
When it's in the genes, it's in the genes.
Die Neue Reichskanzlei ("New Reich Chancellery"), Berlin, c. 1939: (1) reception hall; (2) main dining hall; (3) entrance to the office of the Führer, with SS guards; (4) office of the Führer.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When it's in the genes, it's in the genes.
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Has anyone before figured out you can use lawsuit settlements as facially legal bribes or is this a Trump innovation?
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Has anyone before figured out you can use lawsuit settlements as facially legal bribes or is this a Trump innovation?
Cancelling by tattoos gets all the fun out of twisting your old jokes or line of work into being unacceptable today.
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Cancelling by tattoos gets all the fun out of twisting your old jokes or line of work into being unacceptable today.
To understand the current times, can I offer an idea from the much-cancelled H.L.Mencken? He wrote that Prohibition was only to make a city man drink what only a country man would slug or afford.
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
To understand the current times, can I offer an idea from the much-cancelled H.L.Mencken? He wrote that Prohibition was only to make a city man drink what only a country man would slug or afford.
He has no friends. He gets all this grift through crypto. He even dances in place. Nah, he's just taking a cut from the cement guys for this new thing.
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
He has no friends. He gets all this grift through crypto. He even dances in place. Nah, he's just taking a cut from the cement guys for this new thing.
In short: yes, likes to all the posts from people I follow, and no to that random post the algo throws in to start some shit up. Take care🤚🏻
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In short: yes, likes to all the posts from people I follow, and no to that random post the algo throws in to start some shit up. Take care🤚🏻
Don’t use “Botox injections” instead of “sore thumb” because you never know your audience.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Don’t use “Botox injections” instead of “sore thumb” because you never know your audience.