MartinLauffer
@martinlauffer.bsky.social
Retirement has made me lazy🥱. I apologize for the salty language. Of course I voted for Harris-Walz. Conservative Democrat. Nonviolent protest. Use your brain, use the law, use the courts. Educate and litigate. Citizens United is their Achilles heel.
This guy makes Kevin Hassett look normal…
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
This guy makes Kevin Hassett look normal…
For a second I thought this was an SNL cold open…
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
For a second I thought this was an SNL cold open…
Is this a television pilot for Housewives of Orange Wannabe Kings who shit their shorts…
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is this a television pilot for Housewives of Orange Wannabe Kings who shit their shorts…
Are we certain that the Judge wasn’t giving the undocumented immigrant directions to the restroom…
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Are we certain that the Judge wasn’t giving the undocumented immigrant directions to the restroom…
Where’s the orange fat fuck…
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Where’s the orange fat fuck…
She must be looking for a book and movie deal…
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
She must be looking for a book and movie deal…
It will be temporary…
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It will be temporary…
Character actor?
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Character actor?
As sure as the sun will rise, Americans must be reminded of this simple fact, until they remember, this is not who we are as a nation…
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As sure as the sun will rise, Americans must be reminded of this simple fact, until they remember, this is not who we are as a nation…
Such a loss for all of us…
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Such a loss for all of us…
Literary license strikes again…
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Literary license strikes again…
Somebody buy this fool a razor…
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Somebody buy this fool a razor…
He keeps Bag Balm in his coat pocket…
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He keeps Bag Balm in his coat pocket…
Susie Wiles was visited in a dream by Ebenezer Stooge. When she woke up, she knew she had to repent, change her ways, and drop a dime on Donald Trump…
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Susie Wiles was visited in a dream by Ebenezer Stooge. When she woke up, she knew she had to repent, change her ways, and drop a dime on Donald Trump…
Wait…is Marjorie Taylor Greene jockeying for some Noble Prize that I don’t know about…
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wait…is Marjorie Taylor Greene jockeying for some Noble Prize that I don’t know about…
The walls are so red, it looks like a whore house…
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The walls are so red, it looks like a whore house…
If she ever watches The West Wing, she might run out of the White House like her hair is on fire…
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If she ever watches The West Wing, she might run out of the White House like her hair is on fire…
Who is the idiot that allowed Trump to take this mugshot….
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Who is the idiot that allowed Trump to take this mugshot….
Ron DeSantis can keep his sandbox all to himself…
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ron DeSantis can keep his sandbox all to himself…
Jared Kushner should team up with Musk and open a hotel on Mars…
Maybe Trump can teach Jared the art of the deal…
Maybe Trump can teach Jared the art of the deal…
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jared Kushner should team up with Musk and open a hotel on Mars…
Maybe Trump can teach Jared the art of the deal…
Maybe Trump can teach Jared the art of the deal…
Ridiculous…
Another example of sanity, cowering in the shadow of a madman…
Another example of sanity, cowering in the shadow of a madman…
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ridiculous…
Another example of sanity, cowering in the shadow of a madman…
Another example of sanity, cowering in the shadow of a madman…
And his dick doesn’t work either…
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
And his dick doesn’t work either…