martinput
@martinput.bsky.social
Retired curmudgeon, find humour in the weirdest of places.
Speaking of which, congratulations to Danni Wyatt-Hodge and her wife Georgie who have announced they are expecting a child.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Speaking of which, congratulations to Danni Wyatt-Hodge and her wife Georgie who have announced they are expecting a child.
Now the suspicion is well and truly out in the open, everything Farage spouts will be viewed through the prism of Russian influence.
Indeed he seems to responding to such accusations by doubling down on his pro-Putin rhetoric.
Indeed he seems to responding to such accusations by doubling down on his pro-Putin rhetoric.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Now the suspicion is well and truly out in the open, everything Farage spouts will be viewed through the prism of Russian influence.
Indeed he seems to responding to such accusations by doubling down on his pro-Putin rhetoric.
Indeed he seems to responding to such accusations by doubling down on his pro-Putin rhetoric.
Wa it written in upper and lower case type and with capital letters at the start of sentences?
Trump didn't write it, probably hasn't even read it.
We have to accept he is now the puppet of the Project 2025 lobbyists.
Trump didn't write it, probably hasn't even read it.
We have to accept he is now the puppet of the Project 2025 lobbyists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Wa it written in upper and lower case type and with capital letters at the start of sentences?
Trump didn't write it, probably hasn't even read it.
We have to accept he is now the puppet of the Project 2025 lobbyists.
Trump didn't write it, probably hasn't even read it.
We have to accept he is now the puppet of the Project 2025 lobbyists.
Looking forward to hearing the award winners in the FIFA prize groups for:
Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, and Economic Sciences.
Should be a riot.
Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, and Economic Sciences.
Should be a riot.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Looking forward to hearing the award winners in the FIFA prize groups for:
Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, and Economic Sciences.
Should be a riot.
Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature, and Economic Sciences.
Should be a riot.
"The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns."
Depends on the size of the "sweetner" given to Trump.
Depends on the size of the "sweetner" given to Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns."
Depends on the size of the "sweetner" given to Trump.
Depends on the size of the "sweetner" given to Trump.
The event is pure Trumpian parody.
Ersatz Peace Prize.
Village People.
I assume loads of fake gold bling?
Will he even mention the sport?
All about him.
For a change.
Ersatz Peace Prize.
Village People.
I assume loads of fake gold bling?
Will he even mention the sport?
All about him.
For a change.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The event is pure Trumpian parody.
Ersatz Peace Prize.
Village People.
I assume loads of fake gold bling?
Will he even mention the sport?
All about him.
For a change.
Ersatz Peace Prize.
Village People.
I assume loads of fake gold bling?
Will he even mention the sport?
All about him.
For a change.
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I can't watch anything that provides a platform for Trump.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Expect his usual self-praise or an off-topic rant.
Let's also start a movement committing to:
Not watch any broadcast or listen to any radio broadcast.
Hit them where it hurts - the ratings.
Image the unimaginable - Israel winning and hosting the show in 2027?
Not watch any broadcast or listen to any radio broadcast.
Hit them where it hurts - the ratings.
Image the unimaginable - Israel winning and hosting the show in 2027?
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let's also start a movement committing to:
Not watch any broadcast or listen to any radio broadcast.
Hit them where it hurts - the ratings.
Image the unimaginable - Israel winning and hosting the show in 2027?
Not watch any broadcast or listen to any radio broadcast.
Hit them where it hurts - the ratings.
Image the unimaginable - Israel winning and hosting the show in 2027?
Just love how media keep finding unflattering photographs of Farge to illustrate articles.
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just love how media keep finding unflattering photographs of Farge to illustrate articles.
Wasn't it ever thus?
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Wasn't it ever thus?
Self awareness?
Still Nah....
Still Nah....
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Self awareness?
Still Nah....
Still Nah....
I love that he is claiming that his supporters claim he was "only being offensive" but not racist!
As if that excuses him.
As if that excuses him.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love that he is claiming that his supporters claim he was "only being offensive" but not racist!
As if that excuses him.
As if that excuses him.
Once again we're into "Methinks they doest protest too much territory".
Don't they realise that they don't have a reputation to protect?
That's long gone.
Don't they realise that they don't have a reputation to protect?
That's long gone.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Once again we're into "Methinks they doest protest too much territory".
Don't they realise that they don't have a reputation to protect?
That's long gone.
Don't they realise that they don't have a reputation to protect?
That's long gone.
Boycott's famous "Corridor Of Uncertainty".
Have they ever considered leaving them?
About time they did.
Have they ever considered leaving them?
About time they did.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Boycott's famous "Corridor Of Uncertainty".
Have they ever considered leaving them?
About time they did.
Have they ever considered leaving them?
About time they did.
The negotiators seem uninterested in resolving the issues.
They just seem to be interested in partying all around the world on expenses.
Middle East, now Florida.
What's wrong with meeting in Washington DC at the same venue?
They might get so bored, they might accidently resolve it.
They just seem to be interested in partying all around the world on expenses.
Middle East, now Florida.
What's wrong with meeting in Washington DC at the same venue?
They might get so bored, they might accidently resolve it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The negotiators seem uninterested in resolving the issues.
They just seem to be interested in partying all around the world on expenses.
Middle East, now Florida.
What's wrong with meeting in Washington DC at the same venue?
They might get so bored, they might accidently resolve it.
They just seem to be interested in partying all around the world on expenses.
Middle East, now Florida.
What's wrong with meeting in Washington DC at the same venue?
They might get so bored, they might accidently resolve it.
Unscientifically, I seem to have the impression that UK earthquakes - or those that make the news - always seem to occur overnight?
Any science to back that up, and if so any reason?
Any science to back that up, and if so any reason?
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Unscientifically, I seem to have the impression that UK earthquakes - or those that make the news - always seem to occur overnight?
Any science to back that up, and if so any reason?
Any science to back that up, and if so any reason?
How do we source Trump's table of "tributes" payable to receive a pardon?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
How do we source Trump's table of "tributes" payable to receive a pardon?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Glad to see Izzy still there.
I was worried she was being side-lined.
She'll come good.
I was worried she was being side-lined.
She'll come good.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Glad to see Izzy still there.
I was worried she was being side-lined.
She'll come good.
I was worried she was being side-lined.
She'll come good.
When will Trump realise the way to reduce International tensions and bring Peace to the world is to:
Stop trying to be helpful and leave it all to the adults.
Stop trying to be helpful and leave it all to the adults.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When will Trump realise the way to reduce International tensions and bring Peace to the world is to:
Stop trying to be helpful and leave it all to the adults.
Stop trying to be helpful and leave it all to the adults.