Mart
@martryton.bsky.social
Exiled Geordie, dad, beer enjoyer, Springsteen lover and wrestling fan based in Hampshire. #NUFC
Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds
Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC
Did not enjoy watching that match with two West Ham fans in a pub run by a West Ham fan. In rural Hampshire. All fart, nee shite #nufc
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC
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He does this every Friday.
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He does this every Friday.
Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic.
March 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic.
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He does this every Friday.
February 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He does this every Friday.
Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC
February 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC
@nickheathsport.bsky.social a tip of the cap to you, old friend
February 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
@nickheathsport.bsky.social a tip of the cap to you, old friend
Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day
February 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day
Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own.
February 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own.
Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC
February 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC
Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite
February 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite
Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit
Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game.
January 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game.
Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football!
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football!
Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable
January 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable
I’ll tell you this for nowt - you’ll never need a shite more than when you’ve got a plumber in your house
January 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’ll tell you this for nowt - you’ll never need a shite more than when you’ve got a plumber in your house
Not many worse feelings than forgetting to cancel beer52 and having to pay full price for a box. Feels so wrong.
January 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Not many worse feelings than forgetting to cancel beer52 and having to pay full price for a box. Feels so wrong.
Newcastle are serious contenders for top 4 and the cup this season. Scraped through the early season and it’s clicked. Heads screwed on, aggression back. Magic. Go out the cup on Saturday home to Bromley. Heheh. #NUFC
January 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Newcastle are serious contenders for top 4 and the cup this season. Scraped through the early season and it’s clicked. Heads screwed on, aggression back. Magic. Go out the cup on Saturday home to Bromley. Heheh. #NUFC