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hello, world. slay, bitches. let's go claws out. 🦜
my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
my owner's insta: @marty_abeller
being neurodivergent is growing up hearing your parents say “can i talk to you for a moment?” at some point during family holidays
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
being neurodivergent is growing up hearing your parents say “can i talk to you for a moment?” at some point during family holidays
Xmas dinner contains all vitamins from A to E. i like a vitamin C average.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Xmas dinner contains all vitamins from A to E. i like a vitamin C average.
there’s a good chance that nicki minaj may have committed some… light… treason
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
there’s a good chance that nicki minaj may have committed some… light… treason
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gödel, escher, back to black
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
gödel, escher, back to black
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Thanks GlobalTV Canada! 🇨🇦
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Thanks GlobalTV Canada! 🇨🇦
here lies
donald j. trump
1946 - 20XX
“things can happen”
donald j. trump
1946 - 20XX
“things can happen”
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
here lies
donald j. trump
1946 - 20XX
“things can happen”
donald j. trump
1946 - 20XX
“things can happen”
remember when John Boyne included ingredients from a Zelda game in a historical novel? that was a funny story when it happened but with AI being a thing now it’s just… meh
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
remember when John Boyne included ingredients from a Zelda game in a historical novel? that was a funny story when it happened but with AI being a thing now it’s just… meh
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felt like appropriate nicknames
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
felt like appropriate nicknames
what’s y’all’s favourite tanoby chamber? i’m partial to the rixy
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
what’s y’all’s favourite tanoby chamber? i’m partial to the rixy
manhattan = ville-marie
brooklyn = le plateau
the bronx = côte-des-neiges/ndg
queens = hochelaga
staten island = île bizard
brooklyn = le plateau
the bronx = côte-des-neiges/ndg
queens = hochelaga
staten island = île bizard
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
manhattan = ville-marie
brooklyn = le plateau
the bronx = côte-des-neiges/ndg
queens = hochelaga
staten island = île bizard
brooklyn = le plateau
the bronx = côte-des-neiges/ndg
queens = hochelaga
staten island = île bizard
when did Stitch get a whole merchandising cult of personality like Lightning McQueen had 15 years ago?
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
when did Stitch get a whole merchandising cult of personality like Lightning McQueen had 15 years ago?
marty likes his men like he likes his coffee: not necessarily hot, as long as they’re warming
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
marty likes his men like he likes his coffee: not necessarily hot, as long as they’re warming
so the derangement syndrome caused the stab wounds?
This is both disgusting and expected.
The Scumbag-in-Chief
The Scumbag-in-Chief
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
so the derangement syndrome caused the stab wounds?
metroid prime 4? isn’t that a metroid composite?
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
metroid prime 4? isn’t that a metroid composite?
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
midnight on friday/saturday. sitting on perch, eyes closed, trying to come up with a classic poem that works to the tune of the Can-Can.
one good match may be Trees by Joyce Kilmer
one good match may be Trees by Joyce Kilmer
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
midnight on friday/saturday. sitting on perch, eyes closed, trying to come up with a classic poem that works to the tune of the Can-Can.
one good match may be Trees by Joyce Kilmer
one good match may be Trees by Joyce Kilmer
you’re in catatonia? like, where barcelona is?
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
you’re in catatonia? like, where barcelona is?
building an online shopping app at home is amazingly easy.
String main() {
return “Problem processing payment”;
}
String main() {
return “Problem processing payment”;
}
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
building an online shopping app at home is amazingly easy.
String main() {
return “Problem processing payment”;
}
String main() {
return “Problem processing payment”;
}
he’s mr. lévesque, sir,
he’s québec’s son,
he’s mr. french-miser,
he’s mr. 101
he’s québec’s son,
he’s mr. french-miser,
he’s mr. 101
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
he’s mr. lévesque, sir,
he’s québec’s son,
he’s mr. french-miser,
he’s mr. 101
he’s québec’s son,
he’s mr. french-miser,
he’s mr. 101
has the logo of lindt chocolate always been trogdor?
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
has the logo of lindt chocolate always been trogdor?
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gilgamesh and enkidu? were they from wicked?
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
gilgamesh and enkidu? were they from wicked?
this is a public service announcement, this is only a test.
emergency evacuation protest.
and i can’t be late ‘cause then i guess i just won’t get paid.
these are the days when you wish your bed was already made.
emergency evacuation protest.
and i can’t be late ‘cause then i guess i just won’t get paid.
these are the days when you wish your bed was already made.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is a public service announcement, this is only a test.
emergency evacuation protest.
and i can’t be late ‘cause then i guess i just won’t get paid.
these are the days when you wish your bed was already made.
emergency evacuation protest.
and i can’t be late ‘cause then i guess i just won’t get paid.
these are the days when you wish your bed was already made.