Marty
martygo.bsky.social
Marty
@martygo.bsky.social
She/her. Lover of cats and plants. Pro choice. Pro union.
Classic Jorts!
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
<takes notes>
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Did I miss Green Day?!?
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Smooch! Good job Jortsy.
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
What the fucking fuck.
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Brushing up on my bread making skills Jortsy!
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Teefs.
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
🤞🏽🤞🏽
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Thanks for your donation Jorts! 🍷
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Classic Jorts!!
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Gouda should absolutely be on the nice list!!

You did an amazing job at tracking all his crimbs!
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ya’ll are adorable!
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So many hugs. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m going to borrow the audiobook and listen to it first. I was reading similar books at 14, but would have DIED if my mom had read them to me.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Is Vampires of El Norte appropriate for a 15 yo to read? Or rather for a mama to read to her 15yo? We need a new book and I still read to my kiddo before bed.
October 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This happens to me too. Every single time it’s gonna rain, my head hurts. Sometimes my ears too.
October 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Happy birthday Brett!! So jelly ya’ll got to meet!!
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I feel this to my core.
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If it’s a family hotel, can you bring Dandy to work with you? 😊
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I wish! My candy dish has my fake sugar packets for my coffee. I’d send a pic, but I’m not at home.
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How thoughtful! My lower back hurts today and you can double as a heating pad.
September 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good morning Dandy!
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So adorable!! I have a cart set up and will hopefully be able to order soon. Can the frames hang horizontal or vertical? I’d like to order some coffee themed mini tiles with a frame, but my wall space is limited. Thanks so much for sharing her shop!
September 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Good meowing!
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
FFS.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM