Marty
@martyhere.bsky.social
Welp, one billion that we get to keep in our pockets.
(Also, he does know this is not a letter, right?)
(Also, he does know this is not a letter, right?)
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Welp, one billion that we get to keep in our pockets.
(Also, he does know this is not a letter, right?)
(Also, he does know this is not a letter, right?)
"We're going the Neville Chamberlain way. It's proven to be most effective. And short of that, we always ask ourselves: what would Benedict Arnold do in the face of such tyranny? and bam, we have our answer!"
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"We're going the Neville Chamberlain way. It's proven to be most effective. And short of that, we always ask ourselves: what would Benedict Arnold do in the face of such tyranny? and bam, we have our answer!"
They are so spineless and complicit in this system.
A bowl of Jell-O would stand more firm in the face of the Republicans than the current Democratic Party.
A bowl of Jell-O would stand more firm in the face of the Republicans than the current Democratic Party.
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
They are so spineless and complicit in this system.
A bowl of Jell-O would stand more firm in the face of the Republicans than the current Democratic Party.
A bowl of Jell-O would stand more firm in the face of the Republicans than the current Democratic Party.
Why does he look like he came out of a Simpson episode with that skin colour?
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Why does he look like he came out of a Simpson episode with that skin colour?
Jesus Christ. The power of the spray at this distance alone could cause eye damage, let alone it being pepper.
These fucking ICE idiots are power tripping and just hurting people because they can. A bunch of criminals, the lot of them.
These fucking ICE idiots are power tripping and just hurting people because they can. A bunch of criminals, the lot of them.
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Jesus Christ. The power of the spray at this distance alone could cause eye damage, let alone it being pepper.
These fucking ICE idiots are power tripping and just hurting people because they can. A bunch of criminals, the lot of them.
These fucking ICE idiots are power tripping and just hurting people because they can. A bunch of criminals, the lot of them.
But I like seeing the stuff you've madd for Spongebob.
Variety is the spice of life! Why are people being bummers about this? ☹️
Variety is the spice of life! Why are people being bummers about this? ☹️
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 AM
But I like seeing the stuff you've madd for Spongebob.
Variety is the spice of life! Why are people being bummers about this? ☹️
Variety is the spice of life! Why are people being bummers about this? ☹️
At what point*
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January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
At what point*
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People yearning for authoritarianism are something else.
At one point in their life did their personalities became all about cheering suffering? "Yeah you know, people at the top will probably crush us. But look at how they destroy everyone I hate!"
It's so pathetic.
At one point in their life did their personalities became all about cheering suffering? "Yeah you know, people at the top will probably crush us. But look at how they destroy everyone I hate!"
It's so pathetic.
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
People yearning for authoritarianism are something else.
At one point in their life did their personalities became all about cheering suffering? "Yeah you know, people at the top will probably crush us. But look at how they destroy everyone I hate!"
It's so pathetic.
At one point in their life did their personalities became all about cheering suffering? "Yeah you know, people at the top will probably crush us. But look at how they destroy everyone I hate!"
It's so pathetic.
I'd say join Canada, but Denmark's a better deal. (Plus, some of our pundits and politicians have a bad habit of wanting to copy the bad traits of the US, so we have rocky years ahead of us. 😬)
Also, love for Puerto Rico! Hope it gets better there as well.
Also, love for Puerto Rico! Hope it gets better there as well.
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I'd say join Canada, but Denmark's a better deal. (Plus, some of our pundits and politicians have a bad habit of wanting to copy the bad traits of the US, so we have rocky years ahead of us. 😬)
Also, love for Puerto Rico! Hope it gets better there as well.
Also, love for Puerto Rico! Hope it gets better there as well.
Is it only in stores? 'Cause the website shows the normal pricing for those items.
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Is it only in stores? 'Cause the website shows the normal pricing for those items.
100%. I also love that there's still some people going "Oh he's not going to do it."
Like the Venezuela invasion didn't happen a week and a half ago. Plus, everything he did in 2025. And all the crazy stuff nobody thought would happen in his first term.
The man and his team are a menace.
Like the Venezuela invasion didn't happen a week and a half ago. Plus, everything he did in 2025. And all the crazy stuff nobody thought would happen in his first term.
The man and his team are a menace.
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
100%. I also love that there's still some people going "Oh he's not going to do it."
Like the Venezuela invasion didn't happen a week and a half ago. Plus, everything he did in 2025. And all the crazy stuff nobody thought would happen in his first term.
The man and his team are a menace.
Like the Venezuela invasion didn't happen a week and a half ago. Plus, everything he did in 2025. And all the crazy stuff nobody thought would happen in his first term.
The man and his team are a menace.
The eternal January continues.
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The eternal January continues.
It's crazy that we're only one week into 2026 and it already feels like 4 goddamn months.
I'm exhausted. And the prospect of what's in store next for all of us doesn't help the anxiety.
I'm exhausted. And the prospect of what's in store next for all of us doesn't help the anxiety.
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
It's crazy that we're only one week into 2026 and it already feels like 4 goddamn months.
I'm exhausted. And the prospect of what's in store next for all of us doesn't help the anxiety.
I'm exhausted. And the prospect of what's in store next for all of us doesn't help the anxiety.
DAN-KEY-KONG!
(monkey screech)
Love it!
(monkey screech)
Love it!
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
DAN-KEY-KONG!
(monkey screech)
Love it!
(monkey screech)
Love it!
Hell yeah!
Also, hoodie is always security!
Also, hoodie is always security!
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hell yeah!
Also, hoodie is always security!
Also, hoodie is always security!
We're with you and Jeju! Good vibes for the surgery, and a speedy and comfy (full of purrs) recovery!
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
We're with you and Jeju! Good vibes for the surgery, and a speedy and comfy (full of purrs) recovery!
Hot Toys is doing one as well?
Oh-ho. I'm in danger.
Oh-ho. I'm in danger.
January 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Hot Toys is doing one as well?
Oh-ho. I'm in danger.
Oh-ho. I'm in danger.
Exactly.
Plus, when I think imperalist, authoritarian regime, I don't think: "Geez, have they thought about their electoral seats?!" I'm thinking: "How will they try to hold on to power?"
Some people keep forgetting the people in charge now are the ones behind January 6th (unfortunately).
Plus, when I think imperalist, authoritarian regime, I don't think: "Geez, have they thought about their electoral seats?!" I'm thinking: "How will they try to hold on to power?"
Some people keep forgetting the people in charge now are the ones behind January 6th (unfortunately).
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Exactly.
Plus, when I think imperalist, authoritarian regime, I don't think: "Geez, have they thought about their electoral seats?!" I'm thinking: "How will they try to hold on to power?"
Some people keep forgetting the people in charge now are the ones behind January 6th (unfortunately).
Plus, when I think imperalist, authoritarian regime, I don't think: "Geez, have they thought about their electoral seats?!" I'm thinking: "How will they try to hold on to power?"
Some people keep forgetting the people in charge now are the ones behind January 6th (unfortunately).