Martyn
@martyn99.bsky.social
Ex Med Physics then Biochemist then NHS (again) then other things (nothing dodgy, obviously)
Currently a bit worried about the nice people who have to live in the USA with a complete idiot for a president.
Hablo español 🇪🇸 y un peu français. 🇫🇷 oh and 🏳️🌈
Currently a bit worried about the nice people who have to live in the USA with a complete idiot for a president.
Hablo español 🇪🇸 y un peu français. 🇫🇷 oh and 🏳️🌈
I’m sure it will all be splendid!! 🥰🥰
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m sure it will all be splendid!! 🥰🥰
Just for balance (like a BBC interview!), when we lived near you our Evri delivery guy was Pete. Now, Pete was always faultless with his delivery duties. However, he was a, physically perfect, rugby player and incredibly friendly. I always ensured I was waiting at the door to receive his parcels. 😉
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just for balance (like a BBC interview!), when we lived near you our Evri delivery guy was Pete. Now, Pete was always faultless with his delivery duties. However, he was a, physically perfect, rugby player and incredibly friendly. I always ensured I was waiting at the door to receive his parcels. 😉
So pleased you’re enjoying it all.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So pleased you’re enjoying it all.
I’m relating to your day.
Hope you’re home safely and the e-reader popped a few extra Nectar points onto your card. You deserve them. 🙂
Hope you’re home safely and the e-reader popped a few extra Nectar points onto your card. You deserve them. 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m relating to your day.
Hope you’re home safely and the e-reader popped a few extra Nectar points onto your card. You deserve them. 🙂
Hope you’re home safely and the e-reader popped a few extra Nectar points onto your card. You deserve them. 🙂
So pleased you’re enjoying Morocco.
When I lived in Spain I was almost trafficked to Rabat by a wealthy family 😐 I must make it clear, I was a willing participant.
It’s a lovely country.
When I lived in Spain I was almost trafficked to Rabat by a wealthy family 😐 I must make it clear, I was a willing participant.
It’s a lovely country.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So pleased you’re enjoying Morocco.
When I lived in Spain I was almost trafficked to Rabat by a wealthy family 😐 I must make it clear, I was a willing participant.
It’s a lovely country.
When I lived in Spain I was almost trafficked to Rabat by a wealthy family 😐 I must make it clear, I was a willing participant.
It’s a lovely country.
😁😁😁 You’re obviously ‘entertaining’ him far too well.
Has he always got his mouth full of something?? 😏
It certainly takes some time to speak like a native…I did it the wrong way around (no double entendre here 🫢) and learnt ‘street’ Spanish from young people. My Spanish teacher was bemused.
Has he always got his mouth full of something?? 😏
It certainly takes some time to speak like a native…I did it the wrong way around (no double entendre here 🫢) and learnt ‘street’ Spanish from young people. My Spanish teacher was bemused.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
😁😁😁 You’re obviously ‘entertaining’ him far too well.
Has he always got his mouth full of something?? 😏
It certainly takes some time to speak like a native…I did it the wrong way around (no double entendre here 🫢) and learnt ‘street’ Spanish from young people. My Spanish teacher was bemused.
Has he always got his mouth full of something?? 😏
It certainly takes some time to speak like a native…I did it the wrong way around (no double entendre here 🫢) and learnt ‘street’ Spanish from young people. My Spanish teacher was bemused.
😂🤣😂
Well done. It’s just practice…My manager was Spanish so I was thrown in at the (very) deep end.
You’ve worked hard though. Language switching takes time.
Espero que tengas un buen fin de semana. xx
Well done. It’s just practice…My manager was Spanish so I was thrown in at the (very) deep end.
You’ve worked hard though. Language switching takes time.
Espero que tengas un buen fin de semana. xx
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
😂🤣😂
Well done. It’s just practice…My manager was Spanish so I was thrown in at the (very) deep end.
You’ve worked hard though. Language switching takes time.
Espero que tengas un buen fin de semana. xx
Well done. It’s just practice…My manager was Spanish so I was thrown in at the (very) deep end.
You’ve worked hard though. Language switching takes time.
Espero que tengas un buen fin de semana. xx
I eventually got the hang of the subjunctive (I liked the clear rules) but still had a strong Andaluz accent.
So I basically sounded like an educated Cilla Black 😂🤣😂
So I basically sounded like an educated Cilla Black 😂🤣😂
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I eventually got the hang of the subjunctive (I liked the clear rules) but still had a strong Andaluz accent.
So I basically sounded like an educated Cilla Black 😂🤣😂
So I basically sounded like an educated Cilla Black 😂🤣😂
Forgot to say…well done lovely. I’m very proud of ya…like a father but not an actual father as that might make me sound slightly weird. 😀😀
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Forgot to say…well done lovely. I’m very proud of ya…like a father but not an actual father as that might make me sound slightly weird. 😀😀
Ojalá que estés bien 😁
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November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ojalá que estés bien 😁
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Sort of resolved but I’m just awaiting the next round 🙄
Hope you’re all well and happy…apart from the insurance debacle. xx
Hope you’re all well and happy…apart from the insurance debacle. xx
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sort of resolved but I’m just awaiting the next round 🙄
Hope you’re all well and happy…apart from the insurance debacle. xx
Hope you’re all well and happy…apart from the insurance debacle. xx
Oh they’re just dreadful. I’ve been in a battle with them.
When you look at their massive profits, you’d think they could afford to provide an effective customer service delivery. I detest the industry more than the banking sector.
When you look at their massive profits, you’d think they could afford to provide an effective customer service delivery. I detest the industry more than the banking sector.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh they’re just dreadful. I’ve been in a battle with them.
When you look at their massive profits, you’d think they could afford to provide an effective customer service delivery. I detest the industry more than the banking sector.
When you look at their massive profits, you’d think they could afford to provide an effective customer service delivery. I detest the industry more than the banking sector.
I understand the concept.
I think my issues will run and run until I explode…
I think my issues will run and run until I explode…
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I understand the concept.
I think my issues will run and run until I explode…
I think my issues will run and run until I explode…
Don’t get me started!!!
Bloody insurance companies.
Bloody insurance companies.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don’t get me started!!!
Bloody insurance companies.
Bloody insurance companies.
I’m dreadful…I live near Woodbridge…doggy capital of the south east. I have to allow an extra half an hour just to go shopping. 🐾🐾
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m dreadful…I live near Woodbridge…doggy capital of the south east. I have to allow an extra half an hour just to go shopping. 🐾🐾
I’m in a similar situation just at the moment.
Honestly, do consider yourself first. It’s a cliche, but it’s important to put yourself first…just occasionally.
Hope it’s resolved soon. 🙂
Honestly, do consider yourself first. It’s a cliche, but it’s important to put yourself first…just occasionally.
Hope it’s resolved soon. 🙂
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m in a similar situation just at the moment.
Honestly, do consider yourself first. It’s a cliche, but it’s important to put yourself first…just occasionally.
Hope it’s resolved soon. 🙂
Honestly, do consider yourself first. It’s a cliche, but it’s important to put yourself first…just occasionally.
Hope it’s resolved soon. 🙂
Love this! We need more sloths.
Hope everything is going well with you. 🙂
Hope everything is going well with you. 🙂
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Love this! We need more sloths.
Hope everything is going well with you. 🙂
Hope everything is going well with you. 🙂
Have a lovely time gorgeous. xx
All ok here. 🤗🤗
All ok here. 🤗🤗
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Have a lovely time gorgeous. xx
All ok here. 🤗🤗
All ok here. 🤗🤗
Premature ejaculat…no, no, no! That’s wrong, I mean premature felicidades!!!! 🙄
Hope you’re ok well and happy. 😘😘
Hope you’re ok well and happy. 😘😘
ejaculat.no
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Premature ejaculat…no, no, no! That’s wrong, I mean premature felicidades!!!! 🙄
Hope you’re ok well and happy. 😘😘
Hope you’re ok well and happy. 😘😘
Actual footage…
Take good care of yourself.
Take good care of yourself.
a man in a red jacket is holding a frisbee on a pole
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October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Actual footage…
Take good care of yourself.
Take good care of yourself.
Oh enjoy Lisbon!! The trad tart looks fabulous.
Very hectic here, both the people I work for (I’m some kind of PA 🤷🏻♂️) are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things & their personal lives 😬
They’re elderly (both mid 80s) but incredibly busy & do lots & lots of philanthropic stuff.
Very hectic here, both the people I work for (I’m some kind of PA 🤷🏻♂️) are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things & their personal lives 😬
They’re elderly (both mid 80s) but incredibly busy & do lots & lots of philanthropic stuff.
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh enjoy Lisbon!! The trad tart looks fabulous.
Very hectic here, both the people I work for (I’m some kind of PA 🤷🏻♂️) are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things & their personal lives 😬
They’re elderly (both mid 80s) but incredibly busy & do lots & lots of philanthropic stuff.
Very hectic here, both the people I work for (I’m some kind of PA 🤷🏻♂️) are poorly, so I’m having to organise the business side of things & their personal lives 😬
They’re elderly (both mid 80s) but incredibly busy & do lots & lots of philanthropic stuff.