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Martyn
@martynpedler.com
Writer, academic, brain in a jar. Creative Writing PhD in superhero stories. You can see my stuff at http://martynpedler.com
Bedroom eyes.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I just remembered that the Post quoted "experts" as saying New York would be Gotham City by now! Hope everyone's had their fear gas vaccines...
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Now that he's ten years gone, I was thinking of the first Bowie album that really rocked my world. (Up the hill backwards indeed.) What was yours?
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm guessing what you know is that Teagan Croft will play Rapunzel in Disney's Tangled?
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
A little bit of trans joy I found while walking the dog this morning.
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Not a fun way to spend the afternoon, but a necessary one. Highly and brutally recommended.
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This output that they do have is just... wild.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The New York Times is in the pocket of Big Dance.
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Ace never looks more fierce than when he's mid-yawn.
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
There's an Australian cricketer with the same last name as my first name and it's occasionally alarming.
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
UK therapists really love porn, headline suggests.
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Do you want to learn how to commit war crimes? Ask us how!
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I know, right? Who wants to hear from experts? I want to vibe-source my news!
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Finally got my hands on a copy of this – featuring a first-ever collaboration between me and @horrornonna.com!
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
As it's the last day of the year, I want to publicly express great love for my favourite human – not least for supporting me through the "should I quit? Obviously I should, right?" final stages of a PhD. She's the best.
December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I just remembered this old tweet and realised RFK Jr. is, in fact, an old-timey doctor.
December 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Look at this happy boy.
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Shutting down this street will of course be prosecuted under Australia's new anti-protest laws.
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A little Christmas ghost story from my collection CLOCKS STOP.
December 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
'Future faking' is when you introduce yourself to someone at the bar by shrieking "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!"
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Tarkovsky's STALKER, but set in the Love Zone.
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
For the Manson Family, maybe.
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM