You’re telling me not ONE of these rhoslc girls, other passengers, or flight attendants did a voice memo of this flight??? Hello??

I am extremely saddened to report that I think I am exiting an egg era

“everything’s computer”

Didn’t realize there were so many kick sauber fans in Chicago until I saw all the green today wow

You can always buy more cheese slices but you can’t buy the happiness that eating 5 cheese slices at once brings you

Nah I know this timeline is fucked because the snl weekend update made me feel hopeful

Was going to drink every time Dave from love is blind mentioned his sister but had to quit because I would be blackout

Recently I’ve been manifesting that I will run into Adore Delano at the airport. No particular reason I just think it would be cool