Marvellous Gig Photography
@marveymills.bsky.social
Live music, events and band promo shoots. Music videos. Photography and Videography. UK based.
Also: www.facebook.com/marvellousgigphotos
Prints contact: [email protected]
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Alamy.com/portfolio/marveymills
Also: www.facebook.com/marvellousgigphotos
Prints contact: [email protected]
Editorial & Personal Use:
Alamy.com/portfolio/marveymills
Mine does.
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Mine does.
Not one single straight man exists that didn't immediately visualise this while reading 😁
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not one single straight man exists that didn't immediately visualise this while reading 😁
Poor Bev, she never has a good time does she...
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Poor Bev, she never has a good time does she...
Yes thank you Mr. Smith, but we'd still like to know whether you are, in fact, a surgeon before we let you join the hospital...
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Yes thank you Mr. Smith, but we'd still like to know whether you are, in fact, a surgeon before we let you join the hospital...
Acocunt has entered the conversation...
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Acocunt has entered the conversation...
Fake jeopardy, on the other hand, is a cancer that has blighted TV production and ruined entertainment.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Fake jeopardy, on the other hand, is a cancer that has blighted TV production and ruined entertainment.
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October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I'm sorry Mandy, when I asked you to present your views of how process changes can result in fluctuating profit, I was thinking more about the office IT systems, to be honest, but let's go round the table for feedback.
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm sorry Mandy, when I asked you to present your views of how process changes can result in fluctuating profit, I was thinking more about the office IT systems, to be honest, but let's go round the table for feedback.
Yes I heard tell of the awesomeness of Glastonbury backstage, but sadly have not yet experienced it for myself. One day maybe 😁
October 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yes I heard tell of the awesomeness of Glastonbury backstage, but sadly have not yet experienced it for myself. One day maybe 😁
I canopy arsed...
October 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I canopy arsed...
We'll never know who Billy was, but we do know he also had Big Bollocks don't we? Whether that is linked to having no mates or not is surely lost to the mists of time...
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We'll never know who Billy was, but we do know he also had Big Bollocks don't we? Whether that is linked to having no mates or not is surely lost to the mists of time...
I spend a lot of time backstage at festivals and quite a lot of gigs, as you might imagine. It is not glamorous and not being part of either the bands' or the crews' inner circle make you feel like a spare prick at a wedding. This is why the photographers band together, fuck those other losers :)
October 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I spend a lot of time backstage at festivals and quite a lot of gigs, as you might imagine. It is not glamorous and not being part of either the bands' or the crews' inner circle make you feel like a spare prick at a wedding. This is why the photographers band together, fuck those other losers :)
So that any moisture that gets on the cable can right down straight into the plug innards?
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So that any moisture that gets on the cable can right down straight into the plug innards?
I had this once, for about 10 years, then one year they finally included their new email address. So I emailed them nicely and told them how I always opened and put the cards out with ours. The cards stopped coming but they never even replied or thanked, those fuckers!
September 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I had this once, for about 10 years, then one year they finally included their new email address. So I emailed them nicely and told them how I always opened and put the cards out with ours. The cards stopped coming but they never even replied or thanked, those fuckers!
Yeah that early pilot for Starsky and Hutch really sucked didn't it?!...
September 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yeah that early pilot for Starsky and Hutch really sucked didn't it?!...
And the nominations for "Wittiest reply on Blue sky are..." 👏👏👏
September 23, 2025 at 10:11 AM
And the nominations for "Wittiest reply on Blue sky are..." 👏👏👏
Actual real laugh-out-loud moment 👏👏👏
September 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Actual real laugh-out-loud moment 👏👏👏
I'm sorry to tell you that you have not met the minimum required standard to pass your 'Veterinary Euthanasia' examination on this occasion. Good luck reapplying in the future.
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm sorry to tell you that you have not met the minimum required standard to pass your 'Veterinary Euthanasia' examination on this occasion. Good luck reapplying in the future.
It's the Chubbening...
September 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It's the Chubbening...
The ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. [/Tommy Cooper]
August 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. [/Tommy Cooper]