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Preston
@marx120.bsky.social
Dude from NC.

Real profile. Dont feel like uploading a photo right now. Probably won't post much either.
This.
This is good.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Happy Valentine's.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Yeah...Sidon's stingray/shark wife didn't have to be that hot...but like hell if I'm complaining!
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Hell yeah!
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Ooo! Which one?
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Looks good.
Happy birthday.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hehehe.
Dick knife.
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Looks cute.
First I'm hearing about it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
More pocket than shorts.
For the lols, of course.
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Ah.
I'm always down for a good history joke.
That was a good one. 😆
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Thicc fox milf.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The most attractive admin.
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You know what, fair enough.
February 11, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Cherribbits
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I love the dynamic these two have.
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
...I'm genuinely impressed with this.
Is it playdough or just blue modeling clay?
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I love the outfit you went with for this one.
Really good design.
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I got out of work early to go see Iron Lung (they don't know that).
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm rather terrified of lockjaw.
Have been since I was a kid.
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
But none of it is milk.
Just like cream of tartar isn't cream.
Milk is milk.
Oatly is grain juice.

They could try getting around it by putting milk in quotations though.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
That's great news.
And if you feel yourself slipping, just step back a second and recollect yourself.
And always ask for help if you need it.
(I didn't do that enough when I was younger. Don't do what I did.)
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
But we need to know how the machines that make the things are made.
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Bun's buns
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hell yeah.
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bro looks like he never misses the gym.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM