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Aspiring disposable cultural critic.
Farewell, meathead. #robreiner
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Kier had a truly unexpected walk-on in Moscow on the Hudson.
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Nov 24
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I set a speed record for bailing on Netflix’s The Beast in Me. My eyes couldn’t parse the enforced background blur. I’m one of these people who assumes that certain objects in frame are important *because they’re in the fucking foreground*.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is probably about my eighth time watching Full Metal Jacket, and how have I never clocked Rafterman's accent before? #appletvplus #ajellydoughnut
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@cultpix.bsky.social I feel like there should be a “streaming on Cultpix or title of a Cramps song” drinking game. Two shots if both. #cultpix #thecramps #luxtakentoosoon
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ve always suspected that, much like a good pot of chili, he’d reach peak deliciousness in that instant before he expired. #redford
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
@cultpix Still a better family annihilation story than Longlegs. Also: I knew I recognised Gabrielle Rose. https://www.cultpix.com/movie/the-stepfather/1642 #cultpix #thestepfather #killdaddykill
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just as the original iMac’s release meant that we would see through our electronics and small home appliances for nigh on a decade so, too, must all crash TV of the mid-2020s bear #squidgame’s fingerprints. #finaldraft #netflix
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My Italian film professor said that his rating took a demonstrable three point hit if he showed Pasolini’s Teorema. Still worth it. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/arts/terence-stamp-british-actor-who-portrayed-general-zod-in-early-superman-films-dies-at-87
August 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today is a great day for snarling obscenities at MUBI’s Apple TV app for offering Godard’s canon with only German subtitles in my area. #mubi #thestreamerslament
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I just got back from #superman, and how in the ever-loving hell did I not recognise Alan Tudyk?
July 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Youtube barfed me up the trailer for Tron: Ares, and while I’m appalled that the mouse is bringing the Tron franchise into the MCU, at least the Nine Inch Nails soundtrack indicates that they know which generation they’re targeting (in no way looking at you, Feig’s Ghostbusters). #remakeitstop
July 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Apple TV+ feels compelled to warn me about content objectionable to early teenagers when I purchase top quality thrillers of the 1970s; so, uh, thanks?
July 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM