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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23m

the wedding ceremony I went to included a performance of The Origin of Love and like three of my family members turned to me afterward and were like YO MARY WAS THAT A SHOWTUNE

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

him: I’m coming over; you’d better not be Carol Channing in a commercial for the Hello Dolly tour when I get there

me: fuck you, gary

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

Semantics

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

not me logging into threads for the first time in 2 years because I saw someone call Chita Rivera a non-singer and had to put them in their place

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

I’m going to a wedding and I have a cold 😭

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 6h

I will not tolerate any AHS: Coven slander on my timeline

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 7h

there’s camp and then there’s “Cher singing Send in the Clowns whilst lounging in front of a giant portrait of herself” camp

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 8h

when I was a kid I thought that Michelle was played by one child named Mary Kate Ashley Olsen

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 8h

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 9h

good morning tootsky 🫡

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23h

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23h

I remember when you came up with that page!!! ateeeeee

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23h

🙌🙌🙌

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23h

just saw someone post a synopsis for a hypothetical Glee episode centered around Chappell Roan songs and I immediately drove to the beach and walked into the ocean

I cannot escape the glees!! they are everywhere