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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 45m

hey the girls and I are gonna give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle later if you’re not busy

mary @maryel.bsky.social · 46m

hey the girls and I are gonna step push step step touch kick again! step push sharp pivot touch kick later if you want in

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1h

you heard me

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1h

I need everyone on tootsky to skeet more about Chita Rivera

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 2h

MARY JANE WAKE IT UPPPPPPPPPPP

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 3h

KRAKOWSKI ADMINISTRATION 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 that’s my president

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 3h

damn they sold out???? guess I’ll never know what’s like to have the Ultimate Bush

Emerson Collins @emersoncollins.bsky.social · 4h

Kim Kardashian releasing a line of bush thongs is some how the exact right amount of absurdism I needed today?
Is your vagina cold? Merkin madness for fall!
(And they sold out. Because of course they did.)

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

I am actually an entire chorus line in a trenchcoat

Cookabeara @cookabeara.bsky.social · 4h

if i hadn’t met you in person this post may lead me to believe there is an entire ensemble behind this account

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

AAAAAAAAA

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

can I come over to your house and do this

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

I’m so sorry but the ultimate bush thing is actually killing me and I will be laughing about it for the rest of the calendar year

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

IMPORTANT!

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

right????? since when are we outsourcing bush

Cookabeara @cookabeara.bsky.social · 4h

what’s this what happened to home grown.

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

hold on babe let me slip into a bush that’s a little more ultimate

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

we have strayed so far from the light of the lord

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

the minute my brain starts producing serotonin on its own it is so over for you hoes

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 4h

if it’s another musical theatre related look I am going to need at least 6 to 8 business days advance notice

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .

media.tenor.com

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

so psyched for DC next week!!!! it sucks here but the presence of Butttootking will heal us

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

I repeat it to myself regularly like a Zen koan

Gabby Toot with a Ga ✨🫧 @goldengabby.bsky.social · 5h

The way I think about it weekly

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

me: walks into the Christmas tour after seeing two BTK shows
Suzie Toot: oh not this broad again

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

I—and the entire nation of Toot—am so incredibly seated

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

HAL it’s about Saturday night. whatever happened to it

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

Comedy was invented with Adele Dazeem

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h

I’m sorry but Adele Dazeem is still the funniest thing that has ever and will ever happen

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