mary
@marylovesfooty.bsky.social
AFC, FCC. ødegaard appreciator 🇳🇴❤️🤍
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i’m sorry how do you come into a restaurant regularly and still don’t know what the fuck your order is called and get pissy with staff when you fail to actually tell us what you want
August 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i’m sorry how do you come into a restaurant regularly and still don’t know what the fuck your order is called and get pissy with staff when you fail to actually tell us what you want
i’m actually really fucking hyped to see madueke in an arsenal kit
July 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
i’m actually really fucking hyped to see madueke in an arsenal kit
not wnough ass!!! tear the jeans!!!
July 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
not wnough ass!!! tear the jeans!!!
when you pass when you’re not even trying >>>>>
June 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
when you pass when you’re not even trying >>>>>
when the awesome lesbian ends up in a straight relationship with an ugly guy </3
May 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
when the awesome lesbian ends up in a straight relationship with an ugly guy </3
clint dempsey the last US player with any passion
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
clint dempsey the last US player with any passion
pulishit can score nothing goals against big teams but can’t do anything against panama 😭😭
March 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
pulishit can score nothing goals against big teams but can’t do anything against panama 😭😭
lol tottenham through and through that pochettino
March 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
lol tottenham through and through that pochettino
sheesh kids clapping as the DoE is destroyed is dystopian as fuck
March 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sheesh kids clapping as the DoE is destroyed is dystopian as fuck
daredevil political thriller is peak
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
daredevil political thriller is peak
incredible work from fcc’s FO, all of the new signings look phenomenal
February 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
incredible work from fcc’s FO, all of the new signings look phenomenal
currently crying over park ranger layoffs
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
currently crying over park ranger layoffs
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every trans suicide is a murder
February 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
every trans suicide is a murder
me when i get head: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
February 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
me when i get head: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
all these stupid fucks are too stubborn to realize he’s gonna fuck you too
February 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
all these stupid fucks are too stubborn to realize he’s gonna fuck you too
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They simply had to
February 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They simply had to
a dalek but it’s horny so “in sem i nate”
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
a dalek but it’s horny so “in sem i nate”
rivals doesn’t get the credit it deserves for that stacked cast wow
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
rivals doesn’t get the credit it deserves for that stacked cast wow
ricardo peepee hehe
January 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
ricardo peepee hehe
somehow we always smack tottenham lol
January 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
somehow we always smack tottenham lol
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Musk calling for the invasion of yet another ally, this time the UK, he's ramped up his incitement of terrorism, promotion of Naziism, election interference, and amplified the reach of Kremlin / CCP disinformation networks.
Europe, and the world sleep.
Europe, and the world sleep.
January 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Musk calling for the invasion of yet another ally, this time the UK, he's ramped up his incitement of terrorism, promotion of Naziism, election interference, and amplified the reach of Kremlin / CCP disinformation networks.
Europe, and the world sleep.
Europe, and the world sleep.
this is someone who will have significant power in our government in this upcoming admin, behaving like a 5th grader on his own billion dollar website. when did we decide this was okay?
January 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
this is someone who will have significant power in our government in this upcoming admin, behaving like a 5th grader on his own billion dollar website. when did we decide this was okay?
call me crazy but i don’t think conceicao will last at milan
January 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
call me crazy but i don’t think conceicao will last at milan
if a brighton player even looks like they’re falling the whistle is blown
January 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
if a brighton player even looks like they’re falling the whistle is blown