marymurrah.bsky.social
marymurrah.bsky.social
@marymurrah.bsky.social
Having a personal rave in the gym bathroom with my pre workout and the great HIIT playlist this teacher is blasting
February 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Checking in to say that Section 31 (latest Star Trek flick) was good! I liked it! All Trek is Good Trek!
February 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kittens these days don’t meow for chicken- they don’t even meow for liver! They seek the highest level of meow mix for which no one can deliver.
January 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Instead of doing a pyramid workout correctly I just did my regular amount of reps and increased to my max weight and then went back down and now I’m *dead*
January 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
-sad Mafia noises-
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is the exact face I make when meeting someone named Ashley
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why is Star Trek lower decks so good?
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The dreaded waiting period between when the first quesadilla is almost done but still too hot to eat and also the second quesadilla is just not even in the pan yet
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Refusing unpaid labor from now on
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Popovich 😭
November 14, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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These darling anarchists are going Viral on Twitter, but they should make their way here too!
October 26, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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hearing women talk about how men are bad will only bother you if you’re the kind of man who’s part of the problem and deep inside their hearts all men know that’s true
October 26, 2023 at 4:32 AM
There is a private bathroom at work and has a locking door plus a stall inside for extra extra privacy. So I totally understand the vibe when cats are in their boxes. House within a house.
October 25, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Giving my friends HR advice when I haven’t worked in real HR in 5 years
October 24, 2023 at 2:44 PM
If you think girl math is bad let me point out the flaws in boy logic
October 24, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Testing the limits of sharing gift articles on the internal enterprise-wide sharing chat site?
October 23, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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October 23, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Went to the Irish cultural center today and boy did I feel like there still wasn’t enough red heads in the room ! 😫
October 21, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Best part of waking up is forgetting to buy cream for coffee the night before and going to the grocery store early on foot like a true pilgrim
October 20, 2023 at 11:47 AM
I just want Cirie to win #BB25
October 19, 2023 at 6:58 PM
One thing about me is I’m going to have that stable job and I’m going to rock my nose ring!
October 19, 2023 at 5:47 PM
What was that toot-toot horn I just heard outside of my house???
October 19, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I love switching to old pairs of prescription glasses and literally changing my perspective 🤓
October 18, 2023 at 10:59 PM
My job only stocks 12oz Red Bulls and let’s be real…. I’m too short for that
October 18, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Band mate: why was “Everytime” by Britney Spears added to the set list
Me: notice ME, take my HAND
October 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM