Mary Teresa
@maryteresa.bsky.social
Whimsical Witty Mary T ~ Clothier. Horse Racing. Baseball. Music. Film. Swimmer. Voracious Reader. Brainy. Cal. Speed Racer. Gumby. Fuck Failüre 47.
Can this explode, already?
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can this explode, already?
Farmer Soybean Scott ~
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Farmer Soybean Scott ~
Soybean Farmer Scott is now a stand-up comic?
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Soybean Farmer Scott is now a stand-up comic?
What an achievement, your win on Covfefe was memorable ~
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What an achievement, your win on Covfefe was memorable ~
'Culturally normal'
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
'Culturally normal'
I just can't quit Morris Buttermaker ~
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I just can't quit Morris Buttermaker ~
Same as it ever was ~
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Same as it ever was ~
Maybe they should bring a crib in for the meetings ~
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Maybe they should bring a crib in for the meetings ~
Are they leeching him again?
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Are they leeching him again?
Nah, Tarek, my prediction market says you and these fucking shoes need to fuck all the way off ~
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nah, Tarek, my prediction market says you and these fucking shoes need to fuck all the way off ~
Horseshit, bullshit, hogwash, and balderdash ~
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Horseshit, bullshit, hogwash, and balderdash ~
Hideous, reprehensible, motherfuckers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hideous, reprehensible, motherfuckers.
Hey Kash ~
What's up with your voice, dude? Maybe before a girlfriend and a jet, you might want to read this book ~
What's up with your voice, dude? Maybe before a girlfriend and a jet, you might want to read this book ~
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey Kash ~
What's up with your voice, dude? Maybe before a girlfriend and a jet, you might want to read this book ~
What's up with your voice, dude? Maybe before a girlfriend and a jet, you might want to read this book ~
Hey Democrats in Congress:
What the fuck are we paying you for?
What the fuck are we paying you for?
December 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey Democrats in Congress:
What the fuck are we paying you for?
What the fuck are we paying you for?
How much fucking longer is everything gonna be Joe's fault?
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How much fucking longer is everything gonna be Joe's fault?