Mary Warwick
@marywarwick.bsky.social
A 2024 runner-up in the Erma’s Got Talent stand-up comedy competition.
Rant writer for Lewis Black.
Comic. Host. Tall person.
Rant writer for Lewis Black.
Comic. Host. Tall person.
Church comedy fundraiser last night. East Suburban Unitarian Universalist Church. A good time was had by all.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Church comedy fundraiser last night. East Suburban Unitarian Universalist Church. A good time was had by all.
Last night. It was a dark and stormy night..
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Last night. It was a dark and stormy night..
Chris Nakis and I performing at the Penn Area Library. We had fun and so did the audience. Lots of laughter.
October 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chris Nakis and I performing at the Penn Area Library. We had fun and so did the audience. Lots of laughter.
So watch the video below and get a few laughs; the result of the comedy competition last night is posted. Keller’s Magic and Comedy Club is amazing. Well worth the drive from Pittsburgh. Please follow them on Facebook or anywhere on the socials to see what’s on their calendar of events.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So watch the video below and get a few laughs; the result of the comedy competition last night is posted. Keller’s Magic and Comedy Club is amazing. Well worth the drive from Pittsburgh. Please follow them on Facebook or anywhere on the socials to see what’s on their calendar of events.
I went to Aspinwall today and the parking meter took quarters! Never happier.
October 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I went to Aspinwall today and the parking meter took quarters! Never happier.
Hey kids, mark your calendars. More info later.
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hey kids, mark your calendars. More info later.
City Paper. The people have spoken.
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
City Paper. The people have spoken.
Very accurate bathroom signage at a restaurant.
August 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Very accurate bathroom signage at a restaurant.
Continued remission. Follicular lymphoma no detect.
August 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Continued remission. Follicular lymphoma no detect.
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July 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My rant is on Lewis Black’s podcast this week at the 37 minute mark. It’s six minutes long so settle in. www.lewisblack.com/pages/rantca...
Every time I watch The Bear, I get the urge to cook with tweezers.
July 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Every time I watch The Bear, I get the urge to cook with tweezers.
I’m starting to wonder if Trump paid off the Coldplay cheaters to distract us from the whole Epstein scandal. I’m so cynical, I cant stand myself.
July 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m starting to wonder if Trump paid off the Coldplay cheaters to distract us from the whole Epstein scandal. I’m so cynical, I cant stand myself.
Saw Superman yesterday. At times, it looked like Superman was trapped in Hollywood Squares.
July 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Saw Superman yesterday. At times, it looked like Superman was trapped in Hollywood Squares.
Rite Aid about to bite it. Hey kids, semper paratus!
July 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Rite Aid about to bite it. Hey kids, semper paratus!
My husband’s opinion of me.
July 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My husband’s opinion of me.
What ever happened to Portugal the Man?
July 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What ever happened to Portugal the Man?
Mac Miller bobblehead giveaway at the Pirate game today. This isn’t a tribute—it’s marketing. There are murals of him around town that truly honor him.
July 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mac Miller bobblehead giveaway at the Pirate game today. This isn’t a tribute—it’s marketing. There are murals of him around town that truly honor him.
Independence Day. The original revolutionaries and patriots would be absolutely disgusted at our current government. As am I.
July 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Independence Day. The original revolutionaries and patriots would be absolutely disgusted at our current government. As am I.
Great night! With David Kaye, Mike Bosco, Ty Mac. Follow them on Insta & FB.
June 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Great night! With David Kaye, Mike Bosco, Ty Mac. Follow them on Insta & FB.
June 6 comedy show at the Doubletree by the Meadows Casino. Ty Mac and Mike Boscoe performing too. Discount code SAVE25 for tix. Link below.
May 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
June 6 comedy show at the Doubletree by the Meadows Casino. Ty Mac and Mike Boscoe performing too. Discount code SAVE25 for tix. Link below.
Nobody at CBS reading the Urban Dictionary apparently.
May 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nobody at CBS reading the Urban Dictionary apparently.
For my east suburbs people. Free but you have to register, so they know how many chairs to put out.
May 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
For my east suburbs people. Free but you have to register, so they know how many chairs to put out.