Marilyn
@marzeydoze.bsky.social
RED ALERT: my sewing scissors are missing❕️🚨🔎
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
RED ALERT: my sewing scissors are missing❕️🚨🔎
The 311 operators gotta be sick of me with how often I call in roadway obstructions
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The 311 operators gotta be sick of me with how often I call in roadway obstructions
Based on the lack of plowing, I don't think we were expecting snow
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Based on the lack of plowing, I don't think we were expecting snow
David is just starting to realize how serious I am about my "love a theme party" lifestyle
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
David is just starting to realize how serious I am about my "love a theme party" lifestyle
I've already had so many cookies
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've already had so many cookies
And with the bennisons gift card, the christmas shopping is officially done 🎀
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And with the bennisons gift card, the christmas shopping is officially done 🎀
The Winter Solstice
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December 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The only bears shirt I own is a walk of shame special but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The only bears shirt I own is a walk of shame special but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cookie and diet coke for breakfast so I think holiday brain is active
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cookie and diet coke for breakfast so I think holiday brain is active
Popoki is stalking something, and I don't appreciate that mystery
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Popoki is stalking something, and I don't appreciate that mystery
Why's my aunt acting like leaving the bed frame is more rude than keeping me up late to get it? Doesn't she know I'm a professional sleeper?
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Why's my aunt acting like leaving the bed frame is more rude than keeping me up late to get it? Doesn't she know I'm a professional sleeper?
Waited on the fucking platform for 35 minutes this morning 🤬
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Waited on the fucking platform for 35 minutes this morning 🤬
I see you above freezing forecast, welcome back!
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I see you above freezing forecast, welcome back!
It's funny how dumbed down these surge pad instructions are
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's funny how dumbed down these surge pad instructions are
I got my dad a book embosser for Christmas, and I really want to play with it :(
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I got my dad a book embosser for Christmas, and I really want to play with it :(
Well several gallons of water just came through my bathroom vent 😭
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well several gallons of water just came through my bathroom vent 😭
Dont get married on Christmas if you don't want christmas anniversary gifts btw
(Sorry not sorry mom & dad)
(Sorry not sorry mom & dad)
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dont get married on Christmas if you don't want christmas anniversary gifts btw
(Sorry not sorry mom & dad)
(Sorry not sorry mom & dad)
Being raised catholic got me out here trying to relearn adeste fidelis like that's useful to know
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Being raised catholic got me out here trying to relearn adeste fidelis like that's useful to know
The health potion* hast been delivered to the sick and ailing of the realm**
*mini cans of sprite
**boyfriend who got food poisoning from staff meal
*mini cans of sprite
**boyfriend who got food poisoning from staff meal
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The health potion* hast been delivered to the sick and ailing of the realm**
*mini cans of sprite
**boyfriend who got food poisoning from staff meal
*mini cans of sprite
**boyfriend who got food poisoning from staff meal
Using the boy to guilt trip my aunt into making me texas sheet cake #BigBrainMoves
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Using the boy to guilt trip my aunt into making me texas sheet cake #BigBrainMoves
Just realized that referring to dec 24/25 as "christmas proper" is probably not something other families have to do
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Just realized that referring to dec 24/25 as "christmas proper" is probably not something other families have to do
I can see the static while petting the cats so that's how winter is going
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I can see the static while petting the cats so that's how winter is going
Logically and culturally I know most families aren't as kind and helpful to eachother as mine, but, omg, I'm gonna kill the next person who is mean to (or guilt trips) David
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Logically and culturally I know most families aren't as kind and helpful to eachother as mine, but, omg, I'm gonna kill the next person who is mean to (or guilt trips) David
Really sympathizing with all of my aunts who have chased their husbands to bed at too late o'clock
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Really sympathizing with all of my aunts who have chased their husbands to bed at too late o'clock