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Marzipan Pig
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Im paloma
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It must feel good as hell to yell for the guards to come and arrest this man
Made an amv call me miss capcut
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Garland looking kind of drippy here
Twin Peaks: Garland Briggs sees a bright light while camping in the woods.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Starting a new job!!!! At a fancy dog park!!!! I wanna see fancy dogs!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Having a sticker party at a friends and i made a new design for my phone case…..
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Just learned Marbles the chihuahua is on end of life care
First Dan and Phil relationship reveal and then John Green’s quest he started all those years ago is fulfilled………… theres something happening and its localized on 2010 youtube
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Hot take: bring back rookie mag
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
First Dan and Phil relationship reveal and then John Green’s quest he started all those years ago is fulfilled………… theres something happening and its localized on 2010 youtube
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My friends talking about how they were gonna go to this was a true turning point in me deciding i needed to move back to ny
DEAR DENIZENS OF NEW YORK AND ENVIRONS,
DEAR QUEERS, WEIRDOS, OVERDESSED INTENSE PEOPLE, NYMPHOMANIACS, READERS OF LITERATURE, AFICIONADOS OF HISTORY, PUNKS, ZINESTERS, THIRTYSOMETHING SINGLE WOMEN ETC
you are cordially invited
tomorrow
to
a
🔥**SEX CHANGE FROM HELL**🔥

it'll be a *damn* good time
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I need to stop being shown stranger things yaoi or else im gonna introduce that bug-eyed zionist to a Stronger Thing (a big metal bat)
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Indulging my inner child by getting back into amazingphil videos and literally almost had a heart attack
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sometimes making posts just feels like this
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Love Dylan the cat………..
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Quiche lorraine for the besties bday!!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fresh apples at the club you wish you fucking wish you were me
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Come up to the lab, see whats on the slab
(New essay idea that’s haunting me like the green goblin mask)
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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sleuthing...
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Pumpkin + friends!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Honestly, more musicians/celebrities should do what the beatles did when they made EIGHT DAYS A WEEK. Like, they just need to make a funny little movie where they run around, escape out of open windows, and play naughty little games.
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Me telling my roommate that i’m gonna be getting back into youtubers: there’s going to be british voices coming out of my phone sometimes and you’re going to have to be okay with that
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yeah maybe I have an easy email-job but what folks have to consider is that i have to write really really good emails
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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ethel cain holds up a dvd of "Picnic at Hanging Rock" in the criterion closet
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Trying to do more writing
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I looked so cute for my date yday that its stupid i didnt get kissed, so im now taking applications bitch
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM