Marzipan
@marzipan199.bsky.social
My attorney has a way of ruining my day in ways I didn't think were possible...
August 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My attorney has a way of ruining my day in ways I didn't think were possible...
I haven't been on here in so long. I just love messy ass Twitter.
May 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I haven't been on here in so long. I just love messy ass Twitter.
I know this would be unconstitutional but I wish every election cycle, Americans who wanted to vote had to take a social studies quiz about the roles of government so people wouldn't vote for a president based on the price of gas or eggs
January 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know this would be unconstitutional but I wish every election cycle, Americans who wanted to vote had to take a social studies quiz about the roles of government so people wouldn't vote for a president based on the price of gas or eggs
I've been having the worst postnasal drip in my life the past three weeks and now suddenly, when I book an appointment with an ENT, it's just gone. Wondering if I should keep the appointment....
January 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I've been having the worst postnasal drip in my life the past three weeks and now suddenly, when I book an appointment with an ENT, it's just gone. Wondering if I should keep the appointment....
I honestly don't know coz I don't be posting shit 🤣
Yall ever think why people follow you on this app? Is it cause you funny? Cause you look good? You got similar views?…
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December 10, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I honestly don't know coz I don't be posting shit 🤣
The Bears look worse on both sides of the ball omg!
December 8, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The Bears look worse on both sides of the ball omg!
A creative way to call someone stupid? "I just know zombies wouldn't chase you."
December 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
A creative way to call someone stupid? "I just know zombies wouldn't chase you."
Baby slept through the night, please lord make this her normal routine 🙏🏿
December 3, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Baby slept through the night, please lord make this her normal routine 🙏🏿
When you on a diet and your partner aks "you wanna go to McDonald's?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
When you on a diet and your partner aks "you wanna go to McDonald's?"
Selfishness is only thinking about your own needs and not anyone else, sometimes everything isn't about you
November 27, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Selfishness is only thinking about your own needs and not anyone else, sometimes everything isn't about you
Not me being the top 0.01% of Beyoncé listeners because II Hands II Heaven 🥴
November 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Not me being the top 0.01% of Beyoncé listeners because II Hands II Heaven 🥴
My Chicago Bears look good, just get us a new coaching staff and an O line and the NFC North gon be stacked
November 24, 2024 at 7:45 PM
My Chicago Bears look good, just get us a new coaching staff and an O line and the NFC North gon be stacked
It ain't nothing but bad takes and negativity on twitter
November 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
It ain't nothing but bad takes and negativity on twitter
There are other reasons why people leave a marriage besides the obvious and I'm starting to realize that. Happy that my husband and I are working on things!
November 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
There are other reasons why people leave a marriage besides the obvious and I'm starting to realize that. Happy that my husband and I are working on things!
Megan Good and Jonathan Majors are engaged!? Lord, I thought they were a fake couple....
November 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Megan Good and Jonathan Majors are engaged!? Lord, I thought they were a fake couple....
Starting therapy tomorrow 😌
November 18, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Starting therapy tomorrow 😌
One thing I love about Bluesky is how you can put "sky" at the end of everything...blacksky, sportsky, animesky, etc
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
One thing I love about Bluesky is how you can put "sky" at the end of everything...blacksky, sportsky, animesky, etc
The Bears got a curse or something....a fucking field goal away!
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
The Bears got a curse or something....a fucking field goal away!
Oh baby, it's becoming really obvious why Waldron was fired......
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Oh baby, it's becoming really obvious why Waldron was fired......
Scoring on the Packers? Beautiful 😍
November 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Scoring on the Packers? Beautiful 😍
At first, I didn't want to watch the Packers v. Bears game but it's not bad, we just need to score a touchdown like yesterday
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
At first, I didn't want to watch the Packers v. Bears game but it's not bad, we just need to score a touchdown like yesterday
INTERCEPTION! That's my Bears defense!
November 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
INTERCEPTION! That's my Bears defense!
And why is Green Bays O-Line so godlike? SACK HIS ASS!
November 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
And why is Green Bays O-Line so godlike? SACK HIS ASS!
The Bears be pissing me off!
November 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
The Bears be pissing me off!