Blistering Arbuckles
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Posting is the method by which you prove your exietence.
There's broadly two factions regarding Mark Twain. People that would love to shake his hand and those that would slap him in the face.
But never the Twain shall meet.
But never the Twain shall meet.
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
There's broadly two factions regarding Mark Twain. People that would love to shake his hand and those that would slap him in the face.
But never the Twain shall meet.
But never the Twain shall meet.
Inside you there are two wolves.
I'll come back later.
I'll come back later.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Inside you there are two wolves.
I'll come back later.
I'll come back later.
World building be like "the Vengabus is past~"
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
World building be like "the Vengabus is past~"
I don't think anyone's been this upset about Oates since the *Terra Nova* Expedition
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I don't think anyone's been this upset about Oates since the *Terra Nova* Expedition
I hope the end of the world is slow enough that I can read hilarious ironic posts about it
October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I hope the end of the world is slow enough that I can read hilarious ironic posts about it
When you think about it if a vampire has sex all night that's their whole goddamn day.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When you think about it if a vampire has sex all night that's their whole goddamn day.
"so basically a trunk is a sturdy and sizeable container"
Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶"
"Haha yes exactly!"
Human: "and my ASS"
Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶"
"Haha yes exactly!"
Human: "and my ASS"
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"so basically a trunk is a sturdy and sizeable container"
Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶"
"Haha yes exactly!"
Human: "and my ASS"
Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶"
"Haha yes exactly!"
Human: "and my ASS"
It's raining cats and dogs🌧️
It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶
It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑
It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶
It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's raining cats and dogs🌧️
It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶
It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑
It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶
It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
Fish are the best pets because the only way they can pass judgement on you is by dying
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fish are the best pets because the only way they can pass judgement on you is by dying
In 1982 Chris Claremont overheard someone say "Bear in mind" and he immediately wrote the best comic storyline ever or at least a really good one
October 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In 1982 Chris Claremont overheard someone say "Bear in mind" and he immediately wrote the best comic storyline ever or at least a really good one
In Tintin, the titular Tintin is a reporter but he barely ever writes anything down and also he goes to the moon purely via nepotism. Anyway he's my favourite guy.
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
In Tintin, the titular Tintin is a reporter but he barely ever writes anything down and also he goes to the moon purely via nepotism. Anyway he's my favourite guy.
I wanted to get over my ex, Cameron, So I read The Decameron. He would have hated it.
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wanted to get over my ex, Cameron, So I read The Decameron. He would have hated it.
"Hello New Guy. I am Sleepyman. You've already met Lady Three. We want to tell you that the world is a big computer."
"Who's that?"
"That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."
"Who's that?"
"That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Hello New Guy. I am Sleepyman. You've already met Lady Three. We want to tell you that the world is a big computer."
"Who's that?"
"That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."
"Who's that?"
"That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."
You may not have realized this but "Anime" is actually a straightforward abbreviation of the word "Animorph"
September 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You may not have realized this but "Anime" is actually a straightforward abbreviation of the word "Animorph"
Travelator? Can't I do it now?
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Travelator? Can't I do it now?
Many happy memories of seeing unusual and exciting animals, but today it just hit me what "Zoo" is short for.
That's right, "Zooo".
That's right, "Zooo".
September 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Many happy memories of seeing unusual and exciting animals, but today it just hit me what "Zoo" is short for.
That's right, "Zooo".
That's right, "Zooo".
A dream is a wish your heart makes
August 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A dream is a wish your heart makes
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Did anyone ever save Evanescense from that duck?
October 8, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Did anyone ever save Evanescense from that duck?
Trying out AI as a therapist
August 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Trying out AI as a therapist
Did you know that Goat eyes both swivel and rotate inside their sockets? This is because every part of their anatomy is resistant to order.
July 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Did you know that Goat eyes both swivel and rotate inside their sockets? This is because every part of their anatomy is resistant to order.
People look at me and say "Jesus Christ!" haha I'm flattered but no
June 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
People look at me and say "Jesus Christ!" haha I'm flattered but no
"It's so hot in June!" "No it isn't it's cold!"
The disagreement across hemispheres rages on. But who is in the right?
Ultimately this dispute is another Example of polarization in the modern age.
The disagreement across hemispheres rages on. But who is in the right?
Ultimately this dispute is another Example of polarization in the modern age.
June 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"It's so hot in June!" "No it isn't it's cold!"
The disagreement across hemispheres rages on. But who is in the right?
Ultimately this dispute is another Example of polarization in the modern age.
The disagreement across hemispheres rages on. But who is in the right?
Ultimately this dispute is another Example of polarization in the modern age.
Tintin jumped off the train again. Sick of this shit
June 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tintin jumped off the train again. Sick of this shit