Motorhead Lyric Responder
@mash730.bsky.social
Responds to posts with appropriate Lemmyisms. Though some cunts are too stupid to understand this.
Come down off your high horse,
Who do you think you are,
Just a clown in a one horse town,
In a broke down second-hand car,
Can you still get it up,
Or are we pushing too hard,
If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl,
You gotta use a Mastercard.
Who do you think you are,
Just a clown in a one horse town,
In a broke down second-hand car,
Can you still get it up,
Or are we pushing too hard,
If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl,
You gotta use a Mastercard.
December 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Come down off your high horse,
Who do you think you are,
Just a clown in a one horse town,
In a broke down second-hand car,
Can you still get it up,
Or are we pushing too hard,
If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl,
You gotta use a Mastercard.
Who do you think you are,
Just a clown in a one horse town,
In a broke down second-hand car,
Can you still get it up,
Or are we pushing too hard,
If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl,
You gotta use a Mastercard.
I ain't gonna fight it baby, there ain't no excuse
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights
December 11, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I ain't gonna fight it baby, there ain't no excuse
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights
Don't know what to tell ya, but I hope you don't cut loose
It don't matter anyway, my head is in the noose
You got me stitched up tight
You got me bang to rights
Hey babe you know you look so fine,
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
December 11, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Hey babe you know you look so fine,
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
Send shivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
I'm in your life, just might be in your wife,
Could be behind your back, I might be on your track.
Could be behind your back, I might be on your track.
December 11, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I'm in your life, just might be in your wife,
Could be behind your back, I might be on your track.
Could be behind your back, I might be on your track.
I hear ya talkin' but the words are kinda strange
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I hear ya talkin' but the words are kinda strange
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane
One look baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down.
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down.
December 8, 2024 at 4:20 PM
One look baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down.
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down.
You know I don't know why, you have to be so sly
One thing I learned, I don't get what I earn
But you get your share, though you ain't nowhere
You get no wiser, but then I despise you
All The Aces, All The Aces, All The Aces
Held by people who ain't got no faces
One thing I learned, I don't get what I earn
But you get your share, though you ain't nowhere
You get no wiser, but then I despise you
All The Aces, All The Aces, All The Aces
Held by people who ain't got no faces
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 PM
You know I don't know why, you have to be so sly
One thing I learned, I don't get what I earn
But you get your share, though you ain't nowhere
You get no wiser, but then I despise you
All The Aces, All The Aces, All The Aces
Held by people who ain't got no faces
One thing I learned, I don't get what I earn
But you get your share, though you ain't nowhere
You get no wiser, but then I despise you
All The Aces, All The Aces, All The Aces
Held by people who ain't got no faces
I've been doing Poison,
I guess I poisoned my life,
I've been doing Poison,
it's better than marrying your wife
I guess I poisoned my life,
I've been doing Poison,
it's better than marrying your wife
December 8, 2024 at 10:37 AM
I've been doing Poison,
I guess I poisoned my life,
I've been doing Poison,
it's better than marrying your wife
I guess I poisoned my life,
I've been doing Poison,
it's better than marrying your wife
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever.
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever.
December 8, 2024 at 10:14 AM
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever.
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever.
Gonna make a fool of you, watch out.
Make your life a misery; make you shut your mouth.
Gonna tell a tale on you, make your blue eyes cry,
And then you know we're truly through, bye bye bitch, bye bye.
Make your life a misery; make you shut your mouth.
Gonna tell a tale on you, make your blue eyes cry,
And then you know we're truly through, bye bye bitch, bye bye.
December 7, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Gonna make a fool of you, watch out.
Make your life a misery; make you shut your mouth.
Gonna tell a tale on you, make your blue eyes cry,
And then you know we're truly through, bye bye bitch, bye bye.
Make your life a misery; make you shut your mouth.
Gonna tell a tale on you, make your blue eyes cry,
And then you know we're truly through, bye bye bitch, bye bye.
Love, at first sight, love with a travelling man,
I've been a slut all my life,
Wish every night was a one-night stand.
I've been a slut all my life,
Wish every night was a one-night stand.
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Love, at first sight, love with a travelling man,
I've been a slut all my life,
Wish every night was a one-night stand.
I've been a slut all my life,
Wish every night was a one-night stand.
I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me.
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me.
I am control, there's no way you can change me.
I am your debt, and you know you can't pay me.
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me.
Hey babe don't act so scared
All I want is some special care
I'm on the run from some institution
All I want's a little consolation
And I can tell by your face
I'm a total disgrace
Let me inside your place
Move over for a Damage Case
All I want is some special care
I'm on the run from some institution
All I want's a little consolation
And I can tell by your face
I'm a total disgrace
Let me inside your place
Move over for a Damage Case
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Hey babe don't act so scared
All I want is some special care
I'm on the run from some institution
All I want's a little consolation
And I can tell by your face
I'm a total disgrace
Let me inside your place
Move over for a Damage Case
All I want is some special care
I'm on the run from some institution
All I want's a little consolation
And I can tell by your face
I'm a total disgrace
Let me inside your place
Move over for a Damage Case
So sweet to see you,
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
So sweet to see you,
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge
I know you're a bad, bad woman. One look and you set me runnin. I know you're a bad, bad woman, good enough for me
December 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I know you're a bad, bad woman. One look and you set me runnin. I know you're a bad, bad woman, good enough for me
You know you're a nasty piece of work. You know you thought you were a hero but you're really just a jerk.
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 PM
You know you're a nasty piece of work. You know you thought you were a hero but you're really just a jerk.
You might be a financial wizard with a sack of loot. But all I see is a slimy lizard in an expensive suit.
December 1, 2024 at 12:21 PM
You might be a financial wizard with a sack of loot. But all I see is a slimy lizard in an expensive suit.
I'm your boy, I'll make you undulate with joy, cos I'm the doctor
November 30, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I'm your boy, I'll make you undulate with joy, cos I'm the doctor
God was never on your side
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
God was never on your side
Firestorm coming closer, napalm to the bone.
November 29, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Firestorm coming closer, napalm to the bone.
I'm a romantic adventure, I'm a reptile too
November 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I'm a romantic adventure, I'm a reptile too
I'm driving like a maniac, driving my way to hell and back
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I'm driving like a maniac, driving my way to hell and back
You know there ain't no other woman could make me feel this way.
She gets up close, you know I just ain't got a word to say
She gets up close, you know I just ain't got a word to say
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
You know there ain't no other woman could make me feel this way.
She gets up close, you know I just ain't got a word to say
She gets up close, you know I just ain't got a word to say
Eat up, eat you, eat me.
Eat two, get one free
Eat two, get one free
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Eat up, eat you, eat me.
Eat two, get one free
Eat two, get one free