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mashwill16.bsky.social
@mashwill16.bsky.social
I remember Harrison Ford looking really angry when he announced that “Shakespeare In Love” won Best Picture.
January 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Evidently, you have never watched an episode of Chopped.
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My vote is for Lulu, and “The Man With the Golden Gun”.
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That you would like sportsball every once in awhile?
August 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You should read it aloud in Melania’s voice, while Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” is playing in the background.
August 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Moe Greene saw what you did there, out of his one remaining eye.
August 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Maybe the Hulkster is still avail….oops, never mind.
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I was waiting for her eye to start twitching, like Chief Inspector Dreyfus from the Pink Panther movies.
August 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It should also be noted that Mr. Nixon has also been working closely with Mr. Ziegler
on the Bluesky account.
August 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Should it be the Bathat signal, or the RICOhat signal? 🤔🤷‍♂️
August 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Either Ken, or Purry Mason.
July 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Was that the 1970 All-Star Game, sir?
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Is her eye better? 🤞
July 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Is Amy reacting to the tikka masala? 🤔
July 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I might need to rewatch Fail Safe.
July 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The last thing I need is for you and The Hat to be a feudin’.
July 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Did Kim Jung-Bezos type this?
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
June 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If it was “Ride Like the Wind”, were you singing the Christopher Cross part, or the Michael McDonald part? 🤔
June 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Happy that you decided to Ramble On.
June 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
YNWA
June 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The New York Times = The New York Times Pitchbot
May 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’m starting to think that Bezos bought the NYT.
May 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thank you for your culinary service.
May 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Every once in awhile, the colossal dumbellery of Trump is still staggering to me.
May 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM