-Job is giving me 0 shifts
-Friends are all going to early summer music festivals
-I have tickets for all the late ones

Looks like goon fucking summer to me

I am a good little pump mutt. I will do whatever my owner wants me to do as long as I get to pumpppp

Once more thank you to my throbbing cock for making me an easy target for manipulation. I love being a dumb handhumper 😍

Good gooners dont cum, we just keep edging so that we are easy prey

lets get some gooning started whilst x is taking its final few breaths

So sorry for forgetting about you bsky. Have some porn

It should be common knowledge by now that if a gooner comments ngh on your post, they are ready to be fucked over by you.

Nothing good is gonna come from looking at your discover page loser. It's all politics and we both know your stupid brain is far too rotted to understand any of it. Just stick to following and looking at porn. 'Kay stupid? 😊

Make sure to get stupid today 🫶 #goon #porn #worshipporn

Happy new year gooners!
Looking forward to fucking your perverted brains up again this year.

Pc died and so did my drive. Time to start collecting anew.

Welcome to Bluesky #gooners !
Lets make sure to make it as perverted as Twitter used to be❤️