masonius.bsky.social
@masonius.bsky.social
I mostly yell at LLMs.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t know what that cat thinks I did, but I’m very sorry and I’ll never do it again.
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I dunno, I say we start dropping billionaires our of airplanes until this works.
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Seriously considering getting a nose ring on the off chance this would work.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Also John (I Am The Walrus) Bolton
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’m no billionaire but one thing I’ve realized as I get more money is that paying for a better quality of life (which is what Mamdani’s taxes aim to do) is the highest best use of money.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He has never, could never, do anything wrong. I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
By this, do you mean they shouldn’t be paid enough to afford rent, food, etc in the city that they’re working in?

Because I’m not seeing how they can keep pouring coffee for us if they can’t eat and pay rent.

What am I missing?
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Author photo:
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
But seriously, why are leopards eating faces now?
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Strong work!
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ll never forgive you for that article about how the criminal justice system routinely uses jet fuel to melt steel beams.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Stuff like this hurts my feels just a bit, not gonna lie.

But what really gets me is the realization that most “friendly” interactions with a non-white-male stranger is a strategy they’ve learned for keeping safe.

So if nothing else, I appreciate the authenticity.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Isn’t there some specific term for lying to a judge in court?
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I stand with Silwa’s cats.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Fun fact: he don’t smoke, don’t drink.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Prediction: conservative lawmakers suddenly start being very concerned about home device privacy laws.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
America’s mood
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM