I've come up with an elaborate plan to run away and live off the land many times. You can come, but you have to forage for your own grub.

You too, dork!

Mine said 4-6 weeks. Apparently, a few new chapters have opened, so everything is delayed.

You must be in a different chapter because I haven't seen you at any meetings. If you can complete this sentence, I'll know you're legit...
The #1 rule of ANTIFA is______.

I actually found something that's worked really well for me here in the freezing midwest! Just don't go outside🤷‍♀️ It's been much warmer for me that way. Hope that helps!

It's difficult to find people with similar hobbies. Where else is he supposed to lobby for his hobbies?!

Blernsday was yesterday. Get it together, man.

Mine this year:
1. Board/Card game with little boxes of candy attached
2. Basket with candle, blanket, puzzle and hot cocoa
3. Charging stand for phone/ Watch/iPad, and lottery tickets

I hate white elephant because it makes my brain hurt trying to find the right gift

You're going to find the sweetest baker in your small hometown🩷

Let's not skip over this bottle rocket up the butt idea...

"Yeah, Ant Sean, if you could just come in tomorrow, that'd be great."

Have you tried putting it in rice?