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mass-dee-struction.bsky.social
【 バンダナワドルディ】
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𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗲, 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗲 ˢᵐᵃˡˡ, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧...𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗽!

The #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒' trusty spear wielder!

SFW! + NSFW for potential dark themes only!
LEWD RP and NON-RP DNI (DO NOT INTERACT!)
"Glad to know we're on the same page, friend!"

"Oh, but most of them must be asleep by now, we can't just disturb their sleep like this..."
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Hm, well I don't see why not. After all it's always nice for a friend of mine to meet co-workers..."

"Or I guess in this case OUR co-workers? but at the same time they'd probably just be my co-workers since only I work for... never mind... I'd be happy for you to meet the other Maverick Hunters!"
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"...Wanya!"

*The dee has risen!!!*
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Hmm, somehow I beg to differ..."

"I mean, Kirby's RIGHT there y'know..."
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"'We would like to meet to organize a temporary truce to deal with Omega. We have no intent of harming you....'"

*Seems the dee is reading the note put on the fridge in the base of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒...*

"...So, let me get this straight... The Horrors wish to call a truce to defeat Omega?"
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"H-Huh?"

*That uh... doesn't bring back GREAT memories for the dee...*

"So... you're sayin' I'm a... a Waddle Doo there?"

*Yeah... not great memories at all...*
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
{Why not... I'll have a shot at this too...}
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Aye, this is Bandana Dee of the #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒... I'm... calling to see if Meta Knight is available at this time? Not to say there's any danger whatsoever at the moment I was just... curious is all..."
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"R-Rock! you don't have to face Marx alone!"

"T-Trust me, such is basically a death sentence! a-at least take me or Shadow Kirby with 'ya!"
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
{Mostly fr, it's supposed to be a normal Waddle Dee but I don't care. I need this moment...}
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Wait, are we all sharing what we usually eat? here! I'll do it too!"
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*The dee somehow managed to nibble a bit without a mouth...*

"...It's perfect..."
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Good morning Maverick Hunters..."

"Oh right! I still wanted to bake that celebratory cake for our victory yesterday! anyone up to help me out?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Welp... I've got nothing better to do tonight..."

"...Who wants to make a celebratory cake for a job well done today?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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"I HAVE JUST HAD IT UP TO HERE Y'KNOW! YOU ALWAYS DISSAPEAR AND REAPPEAR AT THE WORST TIMES! YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND NOT THE WHOLE TEAM! AND AS A LEADER MYSELF, I AM ABSOLUTELY ASHAMED OF THAT!"

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO HAVE DINNER AT YOUR OWN HOUSE BECAUSE YOUR MOM SAID SO -
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"...To hell with resting...."

*The dee sighed... oh boy he has a lot to get off his chest...*

"How... do I explain this... First off... we are RUNNING OUT OF TIME! at any second, something or someone could destroy that damn station the others are on! WE CAN'T JUST REST UP!"

*The dee turned -
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
*Sigh*

"Zero, are we almost at the base?"

*The dee felt like he was gonna sweat with how long this walk was taking...*
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"I'm happy you somehow noticed!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Wait, you too?"
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"...Geez you're a lost cause sometimes...."

*He turns it on, sighing*

-INCOMING TRANSMISSION!-

"Resistance Base to #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒! repeat! Resistance Base to Maverick Hunters! this is Bandee, do you read me?"
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I've only got ONE SHOT! LET'S DO THIS!!!!"

*And with one single punch...*

*𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙈!!!!*

*The door straight up broke to pieces like brittle plastic!*

"Geez.... remind me to never do this again...."

*There's their cue to exit! like right now!*

"C'mon already Zero! the base is as good as gone!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"...Wait! I've got it!"

*The dee knew what had to be done.... it was time for an old classic once more...*

"I'm gonna put ALL MY POWER into this one!"

*Oh boy, he's charging up a Megaton Punch to the max!*

"Zero! I need you to chuck me at the door as hard as possible! Just trust me!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"There you are!"

*He suddenly, with inhuman reflexes jabs his spear behind him and leaps back...*

"Lesson 108 of spear wielding, don't announce what you're gonna do while in the process of doing it! it just makes an attack like this obvious!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"M-Multiple mechanical lifeforms detected in the station?"

"...That can't be right..."

*The dee activates his communicator...*

"This is Resistance Base! #𝐌𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒, are you still connected from here? I'm just asking, did... one of you trigger a mechanism to activate all the machines there?"
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
{Man I love doing interaction baits like this...}

{And I don't think I've done this one with Bandee before? sooo... let's give it a shot!}
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM