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MassCrouton
@masscrouton.bsky.social
Husband, cat dad, streamer, and MtG enjoyer. Podcast host and streamer for Southern Magic here on Blue Sky

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Rip to the German Juggernaut #kaibudde you were one of the greatest.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Filet o fishes hit
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Read your cards 😭 #mtg #mtgarena #streamclips #gaming
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I wish I could emphasize how discouraging it is for small streamers when they finally get a chatter and it’s a fucking bot account trying to sell AI art or some shit.
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Going live with some Badgermole cub shenanigans!

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January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My take on the Marvel Rivals drama is it’s like being on a group project in school where you’re the only one contributing and then the other members tell the teacher on you when you get frustrated and ask them to contribute more.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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We are so back gang

[ #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgecl #mtglorwyn ]
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Where do you see Super Shredder making the biggest impact? 🤔

#MTGxTMNT
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
He’s not pretending to not be one anymore so yall need to stop acting like he’s not one
Trump: "Sometimes you need a dictator."
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I present to you turn 3 in Pioneer with Badgermole cub
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The fact Gonjiam is like one of the best found footage horror movies and is free on YouTube is so baffling to me
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Lowkey thinking that Formidable Speaker is the best card in lorwyn
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Unsubscribe from Turkey Tom
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
#readyornot is a little stressful…
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Going live with some Ready Or Not!

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Let's be Cops!
YouTube video by MassCrouton
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January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Esquie is French Baymax
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well I guess I’m French now #expedition33
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Oh yeah Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Isn’t this worm funny? His name is Marcus. He says a bunch of funny stuff through TTS. Isn’t he hilarious? Come on, laugh at it with me.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I can’t imagine more of a red flag than a tattoo parlor using AI to create promotional material
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Which are you 🤔 #mtg
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Had a very good day representing @southrnmagic.bsky.social playing legacy at #MCAtlanta. Played just straight dimir tempo to 2nd place with a final record of 7-2-1. Can’t wait for #EternalWeekend!
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Gotta love those ghost muggers in Cyberpunk 2077
September 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM