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So…were suspended from Twitter. Not sure what we did but we are working to come back.
Who knows, we just might take up permanent residence here!
Who knows, we just might take up permanent residence here!
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So…were suspended from Twitter. Not sure what we did but we are working to come back.
Who knows, we just might take up permanent residence here!
Who knows, we just might take up permanent residence here!
Me refreshing the feed. Lots of good takes and you all seem in agreement on a certain someone.
August 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Me refreshing the feed. Lots of good takes and you all seem in agreement on a certain someone.
Good Morning #Crew96 fans. Important update this morning. Pelotonia gets rolling today with their opening ceremony, and it's going to create a bit of a hassle for commuting to tonight's match.
Here is how you should plan for arriving tonight.
Leave extra time and FUCK CANCER.
Here is how you should plan for arriving tonight.
Leave extra time and FUCK CANCER.
August 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Good Morning #Crew96 fans. Important update this morning. Pelotonia gets rolling today with their opening ceremony, and it's going to create a bit of a hassle for commuting to tonight's match.
Here is how you should plan for arriving tonight.
Leave extra time and FUCK CANCER.
Here is how you should plan for arriving tonight.
Leave extra time and FUCK CANCER.
i already screwed up
May 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i already screwed up
Join us for the recording of the 500th Massive Report episode on Monday, April 21 at City Tavern in Columbus.
Recording will start at 7pm, but you are welcome to come early and stay late and hang out with current and previous hosts and special guests!! #Crew96
Recording will start at 7pm, but you are welcome to come early and stay late and hang out with current and previous hosts and special guests!! #Crew96
April 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Join us for the recording of the 500th Massive Report episode on Monday, April 21 at City Tavern in Columbus.
Recording will start at 7pm, but you are welcome to come early and stay late and hang out with current and previous hosts and special guests!! #Crew96
Recording will start at 7pm, but you are welcome to come early and stay late and hang out with current and previous hosts and special guests!! #Crew96
Jacen Russell-Rowe springs AZ behind the Montreal back line and the forward converts as #Crew96 jumps out to a 1-0 lead in the 11th minute.
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Jacen Russell-Rowe springs AZ behind the Montreal back line and the forward converts as #Crew96 jumps out to a 1-0 lead in the 11th minute.
Death, Taxes, and teams from Columbus performing well in the postseason inside Mercedes Benz Stadium.
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Death, Taxes, and teams from Columbus performing well in the postseason inside Mercedes Benz Stadium.
MLS anytime Messi comes up in conversation.
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
MLS anytime Messi comes up in conversation.