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Massive Waifu
@massivewaifu.bsky.social
120 followers 240 following 400 posts
34 - Pyromancer - NSFW/18+

If you know me irl, I'm really sorry for what I do with this page

Not really, but I find the gesture helps
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Few pleasures so sublime as the post-swordfighting beer.
A picture of user MassiveWaifu's hand holding a 16oz bottle of Busch Lt. Her hand is fucking huge. Seriously. Long, tapered fingers. You out there reading this, it's ok. You can think about her hands and fingers.
May 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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sword time, girlies

#belegarth #swordfighting #sworddyke
A mirror selfie of user MassiveWaifu. She is wearing a knee-length red tunic with a wide gold stripe running from right shoulder to left hip. She is flexing, holding a large water tumbler in her right hand
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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And Millennial Mirror Selfie for proper posterity
An image of user MassiveWaifu. She has blond hair, is wearing a tan/white/gray flannel, and a Mitsubishi Motors hat.
April 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I'm feeling better and better about this face all the time
A pic of user MassiveWaifu. She is a blond woman wearing a tan/white/gray flannel and a black Mitsubishi Motors hat
April 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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RENOVATION JACKPOT

Working on the ol house with @bleatboy.bsky.social
A pic of user BleatBoi holding back a piece of carpeting to show wood floors beneath. Thank God the floors are in decent shape.
April 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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when the fuck did my arms get this big

anyway, it's home renovation cross training season

(the rest of the post is in the alt text)
A selfie style picture of user MassiveWaifu flexing. Her head is tilted toward her right shoulder, and she is smiling. The sleeve of a blue shirt is pulled up to show a flexed bicep. To show my plain bias, I think I'm getting some good definition! After a number of shoulder injuries, they have become a priority in my workouts and I'm starting to feel it.
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
A screen cap of a Mara Wilson post that reads "One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff "for attention" Bro I've got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I've never had to beg for attention."
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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What's your transition timeline?

Wrong* answers only.
Nicolaj Coster-Waldeau as Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones. He is a middle aged caucasian man with brown hair and a short beard, and is wearing medieval armor with images of lions worked into the metal. He is seated on a horse. Gwendolyn Christie as Brienne of Tarth from the series Game of Thrones. She is a tall blonde woman, wearing dark medieval armor. She has a sword strapped to her hip.
March 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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A gif of children at a religious camp, praising a person with a Raptor head. Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow lights flash over the top of the image.
March 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The cover of the game Metal Wolf Chaos XD. It features a mecha holding a gatling cannon in its right hand. It is standing in front of the American Flag and the Seal of the President of the United States of America.
March 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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The "I feel better and more attached to my body every day" train isn't gonna stop any time soon.

Warning tag if you don't want to see my tits.
A torso and head shot of user. It is a selfie framed in a mirror, showing MassiveWaifu from waist to nose. Her shirt is resting on top of her breasts. Her faint smile is just visible at the top of the frame.
March 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This is one of those pics that I can't help but think, "Holy shit, that's me?"

Headphones are Meze Classic 99s, and filling my head with Dungeon Crawler Carl
A picture of user MassiveWaifu taken in a mirror. She has over the ear headphones on, a black t-shirt, and round lensed glasses. A single curl of hair hangs over her forehead.
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Whaddup Fur²
User Hera in a black skater dress, corset, and shirt with a pink dragon and crossbones. User Hera in a black skater dress, corset, and shirt with a pink dragon and crossbones.
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Two women, both a degree of battered and bloody. The left is wearing a white shirt that reads "I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL" in red text. The right woman is in a white shirt that reads "I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK" in black text
February 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Pyromancy
A page of handwritten notes detailing elements of Karthian Pyromancy
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Have an ex that only started calling me AMAB after we broke up. Some folks only respect your gender when you're on their side.
From poster Kai Cheng, "So much of the queer community's stance toward trans women/femmes is "be my perfect sexy yet proper, grounded yet youthful, radical yet non-threatening, inspiring yet humble, well-spoken yet down-to-earth mommy-girlfriend, or we'll call you a man and kill you."
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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My bust has gotten too big for my favorite garb coat. Dresses are cool. Robes are neat. A good coat makes me feel like a hero.
Hera wearing a red wool coat with buttons open from the bust up.
January 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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An image of a giant isopod held in a human hand. Text above the image reads "Tantalize your crush by offering them a Giant Isopod perhaps"
January 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Prep notes for pyromantic work
A page of notes detailing the shape and arrangement of flamecages in divining the insight of Karth
January 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Nothing beats the feel of a fresh face

Also, the light in my bathroom continues to go hard as fuck
User MassiveWaifu shown in a mirror selfie
January 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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My husband makes a mean soop
Curry udon soup with pork/veg dumplings, and a frosty cool Busch Lt
January 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Harnesfechten guys are absolutely delusional.

I, a harnesfechten gal, am entirely grounded and connected to the world.
A Facebook screenshot of a hardcore sword bro posturing that his musculature makes him more historically accurate.
January 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Battle station reorganized so I can do some recording this week
User MassiveWaifu's desk with a home recording setup
January 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Like, "Feels So Good" Mangione?
The cover of the Chuck Mangione album "Feels So Good"
January 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The owner of my company sold it to a private equity group for an untold amount of money.

Nobody got a Christmas bonus this year.

>my fucking face
Me, reporting in that my boss couldn't spare any of the record profits from this year, or the profit from selling the company, to give us a minor Christmas bonus
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM