Master Jibberish 🇨🇦 💙∞❤️
@master-jibberish.bsky.social
An author that knows how to spell. I write smut inspired by polyamory, atheism, George Carlin, and Douglas Adams. If you’re looking for traditional romance stories, go fish. Oh, occasional bouts of NSFW and in dire need of an editor.
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LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
Next they will try putting in laws so that women have to cover themselves for fear of tempting the men.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
Massie: “[Speaker Johnson is] trying to say the rich, powerful men who flew to Epstein Island are the victims now. The only way a ‘Christian man’ can stand up there and sell a lie like that is if he’s already decided in his head that protecting them is somehow okay.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Next they will try putting in laws so that women have to cover themselves for fear of tempting the men.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
I guess that suggesting death of political opponents is one way for Trump to quiet the Epstein issue.
Not sure it’s a good way, but whatever. His habit of distraction is growing old, and this one seems a bit over the top for a simple distraction
Not sure it’s a good way, but whatever. His habit of distraction is growing old, and this one seems a bit over the top for a simple distraction
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I guess that suggesting death of political opponents is one way for Trump to quiet the Epstein issue.
Not sure it’s a good way, but whatever. His habit of distraction is growing old, and this one seems a bit over the top for a simple distraction
Not sure it’s a good way, but whatever. His habit of distraction is growing old, and this one seems a bit over the top for a simple distraction
Imagine the irony when Project 2025 bans porn
Being Canadian, it won by affects me that much, but I have my popcorn ready
Being Canadian, it won by affects me that much, but I have my popcorn ready
October 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine the irony when Project 2025 bans porn
Being Canadian, it won by affects me that much, but I have my popcorn ready
Being Canadian, it won by affects me that much, but I have my popcorn ready
Can we turn off America?
I know that much of the rest of the world no longer cares, so we may as well
I know that much of the rest of the world no longer cares, so we may as well
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Can we turn off America?
I know that much of the rest of the world no longer cares, so we may as well
I know that much of the rest of the world no longer cares, so we may as well
Sure…follow your heart over your head.
Just remember that it requires slouching
Just remember that it requires slouching
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sure…follow your heart over your head.
Just remember that it requires slouching
Just remember that it requires slouching
The Pentagon…it’s like a pentagram but worse
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Pentagon…it’s like a pentagram but worse
If he hasn’t helped you get to the occasional reality shattering orgasm, why are you with him?
…or her?
…or them?
…or her?
…or them?
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If he hasn’t helped you get to the occasional reality shattering orgasm, why are you with him?
…or her?
…or them?
…or her?
…or them?
Can we just allow Trump to isolate the US and the rest of us move on to more important things?
This is so tiring and I look forward to the day that Mr Orange is not in my news feed
This is so tiring and I look forward to the day that Mr Orange is not in my news feed
October 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Can we just allow Trump to isolate the US and the rest of us move on to more important things?
This is so tiring and I look forward to the day that Mr Orange is not in my news feed
This is so tiring and I look forward to the day that Mr Orange is not in my news feed
It seems that Andor is the closest Star Wars has gotten to Star Trek.
Section 31 is the closest Star Trek has gotten to Star Wars
I wish they’d quit trying to be each other…good as Andor was (but don’t get me started on the disastrous Section 31)
Section 31 is the closest Star Trek has gotten to Star Wars
I wish they’d quit trying to be each other…good as Andor was (but don’t get me started on the disastrous Section 31)
August 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It seems that Andor is the closest Star Wars has gotten to Star Trek.
Section 31 is the closest Star Trek has gotten to Star Wars
I wish they’d quit trying to be each other…good as Andor was (but don’t get me started on the disastrous Section 31)
Section 31 is the closest Star Trek has gotten to Star Wars
I wish they’d quit trying to be each other…good as Andor was (but don’t get me started on the disastrous Section 31)
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’ve been to one game since #MLB got rid of Montreal and let me say that they could learn something from #BananaBall #SavanahBananas #TrumpIsAnIdiot
August 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve been to one game since #MLB got rid of Montreal and let me say that they could learn something from #BananaBall #SavanahBananas #TrumpIsAnIdiot
For the record, I will take hockey or football over baseball every day that ends in DAY… but tonight I discovered #BananaBall and it’s fun which is how pro sports… any pro sports should be!
August 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For the record, I will take hockey or football over baseball every day that ends in DAY… but tonight I discovered #BananaBall and it’s fun which is how pro sports… any pro sports should be!
Can we need truly honest here?
#SavanahBanana or #BananaBall puts #MLB to shame. Banana ball is fun!
Come play in Toronto, brothers!
#SavanahBanana or #BananaBall puts #MLB to shame. Banana ball is fun!
Come play in Toronto, brothers!
August 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can we need truly honest here?
#SavanahBanana or #BananaBall puts #MLB to shame. Banana ball is fun!
Come play in Toronto, brothers!
#SavanahBanana or #BananaBall puts #MLB to shame. Banana ball is fun!
Come play in Toronto, brothers!
I’m so tired of American politics. Can we not find something more important to discuss?
July 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I’m so tired of American politics. Can we not find something more important to discuss?
What if sex wasn’t transactional?
July 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
What if sex wasn’t transactional?
I miss the days when social media wasn’t a popularity contest
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I miss the days when social media wasn’t a popularity contest
If I had a boat…I’d go out on the ocean…and if I had a pony…
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If I had a boat…I’d go out on the ocean…and if I had a pony…
Maybe Sanders’ NFL side means he’s CFL bound?
Ha. Could you imagine his papa trying to control Saskatchewan?
Ha. Could you imagine his papa trying to control Saskatchewan?
April 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Maybe Sanders’ NFL side means he’s CFL bound?
Ha. Could you imagine his papa trying to control Saskatchewan?
Ha. Could you imagine his papa trying to control Saskatchewan?
As for Sanders, considering the NFL is a business, why would they black ball him?
Maybe he’s just not good enough to be drafted until day three?
He’s hardly alone in that indictment.
Maybe he’s just not good enough to be drafted until day three?
He’s hardly alone in that indictment.
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
As for Sanders, considering the NFL is a business, why would they black ball him?
Maybe he’s just not good enough to be drafted until day three?
He’s hardly alone in that indictment.
Maybe he’s just not good enough to be drafted until day three?
He’s hardly alone in that indictment.
Considering the current world politics, am I the only one that thinks the NFL draft for 2025 is an utter joke?
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Considering the current world politics, am I the only one that thinks the NFL draft for 2025 is an utter joke?
Am I the only one tired of American fake news while the rest of the world terrors to get on with living?
April 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Am I the only one tired of American fake news while the rest of the world terrors to get on with living?
How appropriate would it be for Lord Stanley to return to Canada this year?
Being my Flames are out, I don’t care which Canadian team does it, but time to bring the Stanley Cup home.
Being my Flames are out, I don’t care which Canadian team does it, but time to bring the Stanley Cup home.
April 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How appropriate would it be for Lord Stanley to return to Canada this year?
Being my Flames are out, I don’t care which Canadian team does it, but time to bring the Stanley Cup home.
Being my Flames are out, I don’t care which Canadian team does it, but time to bring the Stanley Cup home.
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#poppelgangers
#MusicChallenge
What is Love?
A question that's troubled philosophers for centuries: two modern titans struggle with it here; Jones I feel gains the upper hand.
Howard Jones
youtu.be/uqxuAtuzEeg?si=oXUTkHs16UtX9pAa
Haddaway
youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=DYXDCLIryxSYLG3l
#musicsky
#MusicChallenge
What is Love?
A question that's troubled philosophers for centuries: two modern titans struggle with it here; Jones I feel gains the upper hand.
Howard Jones
youtu.be/uqxuAtuzEeg?si=oXUTkHs16UtX9pAa
Haddaway
youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=DYXDCLIryxSYLG3l
#musicsky
What Is Love ? [Official music video] - Howard Jones (HD/HQ)
YouTube video by TheRover98TB
youtu.be
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
#poppelgangers
#MusicChallenge
What is Love?
A question that's troubled philosophers for centuries: two modern titans struggle with it here; Jones I feel gains the upper hand.
Howard Jones
youtu.be/uqxuAtuzEeg?si=oXUTkHs16UtX9pAa
Haddaway
youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=DYXDCLIryxSYLG3l
#musicsky
#MusicChallenge
What is Love?
A question that's troubled philosophers for centuries: two modern titans struggle with it here; Jones I feel gains the upper hand.
Howard Jones
youtu.be/uqxuAtuzEeg?si=oXUTkHs16UtX9pAa
Haddaway
youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=DYXDCLIryxSYLG3l
#musicsky